Lena Moon

Gonna make this a movie and call it the Bourne Deficiency

To me having ADHD is kind of like if your dopamine receptors was a sleeper agent that could only be activated by the song “You Gotta Be - Des’ree” or binge eating

Every device nowadays has an app with a “wake up with me” function on it. At this point my if my combined phone, watch, lights, vacuum cleaner, kitty litter tray, microwave, fridge, doorbell, PC, record player, washing machine, shower, toilet, wall art and pet feeder can’t wake me up nothing can.

YouTube using AI summaries on its videos is so weird to me because I feel like their entire business model is people watching the videos to see what they’re about.

Me every time I do heatless curls: I love to put this door snake in my hair…

It’s good to make sure my locks are not drafty. Hehe what a silly little joke for myself.

One thing about me is if someone on TV is crying I am also crying

One thing about me is if I’m going down, I’m going down swinging

Just saw the start of the new Most Upsetting Guessing Game with @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social @lenamoon.bsky.social and Virginia Gay when they give everyone quirks and this counts as attempted murder I think

The dudes who got arrested over the Louvre heist are hot??? Ok so I guess being hot is the only way to succeed in ANY INDUSTRY now???

I aim to please (crumble slowly in a MUGG game)

Put this on my digital tombstone

Baaahahaha

I finally understand what makes Halloween spooky!!! Nothing is scarier than having plans!!!

Traitors (tv show) is great but I’d be lying if it doesn’t make me crave breakfast food every episode

My cats started doing this cool thing where she breaks into the toilet when I’m in there then starts biting my feet and it’s really shortened my toilet sit and scroll time

The hardest part about being bi and dating a man is knowing how much better my travel photos could have been if I had dated a girl instead.

Bought some new plants, or as I like to call it “replacing my cat’s salads”

Anyone who says gaming is still a niche topic in 2025 needs to read about what’s going on with The Sims being sold

I laugh every time I read the word “ball-peen hammer” idk how builders are out here keeping a straight face around those things.

Wearing a beanie makes me look like I’m a garden gnome whose wish to be a “real boy” was granted.

Screw ‘who would you call to help you hide a body’ I wanna know who you call when you get a bad haircut, or are they the same?

Down time, or as I like to call it: I gotta stop or my body will make me stop time.

Screaming “crying throwing up” because I don’t understand memes

how many @annapurna.com games must one must play before they make you an official partner - asking for a friend

Sometimes I worry I’m not doing enough to become a really big Twitch streamer but then I remember that I used my front page time yesterday to stream myself to 1200 people while I labeled small pots of cranberry sauce and I KNOW I am doing everything I can

You should be able to share your targeted advertising algorithm with ppl when they ask you what you want for your birthday.

I have now played a women who lapsed on her New Years Resolution in 2 different ads. Weird feeling to achieve success by getting typecast as a failure.

Also, Four skin is funny obviously but that’s what made this go viral in the first place.

My actual take on this one is that I want Pedro as Joel as a Fortnite skin over fantastic four. But that’s just me. I’m happy regardless, because as previously said, Daddy Shooty.

Daddy Shooty (sorry for this one)