Lena Moon

Screw ‘who would you call to help you hide a body’ I wanna know who you call when you get a bad haircut, or are they the same?

Down time, or as I like to call it: I gotta stop or my body will make me stop time.

Screaming “crying throwing up” because I don’t understand memes

how many @annapurna.com games must one must play before they make you an official partner - asking for a friend

Sometimes I worry I’m not doing enough to become a really big Twitch streamer but then I remember that I used my front page time yesterday to stream myself to 1200 people while I labeled small pots of cranberry sauce and I KNOW I am doing everything I can

You should be able to share your targeted advertising algorithm with ppl when they ask you what you want for your birthday.

I have now played a women who lapsed on her New Years Resolution in 2 different ads. Weird feeling to achieve success by getting typecast as a failure.

Also, Four skin is funny obviously but that’s what made this go viral in the first place.

My actual take on this one is that I want Pedro as Joel as a Fortnite skin over fantastic four. But that’s just me. I’m happy regardless, because as previously said, Daddy Shooty.

Daddy Shooty (sorry for this one)

I simply won’t stop making jokes!!!

The Sims: where even fairies, werewolves and vampires have to worry about the crushing weight of capitalism.

Just a casual reminder I am doing my show ONE LAST TIME in Comedy Republic’s enormous big theatre on Thursday.
It’s going to be hard for me to not talk about my cat for an entire hour and do jokes instead but I’m willing to make the sacrifice if you’re willing to come to the show.

Just a casual reminder I am doing my show ONE LAST TIME in Comedy Republic’s enormous big theatre on Thursday.
It’s going to be hard for me to not talk about my cat for an entire hour and do jokes instead but I’m willing to make the sacrifice if you’re willing to come to the show.

Babysitting my 8 year old nephew and he just asked me to explain conscription and then said he wishes the world could solve climate change so yeah having a pretty mentally chill morning.

Me at some point playing any puzzle game: ok I wish to fist fight the developer of this game

I can’t believe you’ve done this

When you’re a kid cake just appears on your birthday, only for you to reach adulthood and realise often one must organise their own cake when hosting a party. Pitching a new society rule: best friend of bday person organises the cake. I’ll run for government on this platform I think.

I was a fool for getting a master's in making stuff up (screenwriting) instead of a master's in making stuff up (economics)

Apparently not 😂

Thank you for being one of the fun ones. People are really mad about this joke I wrote over on threads.

I’m open to variables but I will die on this hill.

Owning a dog = neurotypical
Owning a cat = neurodivergent

We need another Mindy project aka a show where one woman dates every funny hot sitcom guy in the zeitgeist across one season.

Booked a dramatic haircut when I was luteal only for the appointment to be when I am ovulating and now I don’t know if I should actually cut my hair

anybody else doing crying maths at their work? we must implore you to quit @lenamoon.bsky.social @gilliancosgriff.bsky.social

As a comedian with a relaxed approach to hair brushing I gotta say podcasts becoming a visual medium has been really bad for me.

Anxiety, or as I like to call it giving someone the ‘Detriment of the Doubt’

Saying I live in a “content house” but meaning it in the happiness way

I think the easiest way to remember you’ve adopted a cat is waking up in the morning and everything in your home has been moved around ever so slightly.