Zack Pearlman @zackpearlman

What does a tree call an apple?

13.06.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The word “fuck” over a picture of a couch. The word “marry” over a picture of Usha Vance. The word “kill” over a picture of Pope Francis.

FMK: JD Vance edition.

21.04.2025 22:49 — 👍 10537 🔁 2554 💬 154 📌 224

AMERICA IS FOR SHITHEADS ONLY 😡

14.04.2025 22:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Excited!

09.04.2025 02:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

08.04.2025 23:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I could have been yeast...

31.03.2025 00:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

...what

14.03.2025 05:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Cuck Schumer opens ass for all of GOP sighting "partisan politics baby"

14.03.2025 01:37 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shout the entire time

28.02.2025 23:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're saving that for when Mario has to hit the streets

27.02.2025 18:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

24.02.2025 04:35 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Excited!

22.02.2025 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

22.02.2025 02:45 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yay! Hell!

22.02.2025 02:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"Look, they're coming to save us!"
*no one is there*

21.02.2025 21:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

📢 “He’s trying to steal Medicaid to enrich himself. He’s gutting NASA to line his pockets with SpaceX. He’s looting everything good in America for private profit.” - @aoc.bsky.social at today’s #SaveOurServices NYC rally.

The fight isn’t over. Join us: go.savepublicservices.com

19.02.2025 23:48 — 👍 33189 🔁 9475 💬 560 📌 363

Bro get these fucking people to a guillotine.

17.02.2025 00:21 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You need to call for a general work strike. We need a voice at the top. It's time.

14.02.2025 09:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did you know: the new Kanye West shirt actually translates into "if you see me wearing this, you have permission to beat the shit out of me"

10.02.2025 21:58 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here comes Drake's MAGA era

10.02.2025 09:09 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Meanwhile, Elon Musk just took control of homeland security...

10.02.2025 02:07 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

*the entire country in unison*
A MINORRRR

10.02.2025 01:39 — 👍 36 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Trump is trying to call in the national guard to stop the Eagles

10.02.2025 01:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Patrick Mahomes spent all week blowing the president

10.02.2025 01:08 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

More like pooperbowl

10.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Imagine if Kendrick goes full Homeland

10.02.2025 00:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Galaxy Quest is Bug's Life is Three Amigos.

09.02.2025 09:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole WASHINGTON—Saying his latest executive order was legal due to an “underutilized but totally feasible workaround,” President Trump claimed Tuesday that he could overrule the U.S. Constitution by means ...

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole

08.02.2025 16:56 — 👍 13324 🔁 2591 💬 330 📌 282

aaaand now it all makes sense

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04.02.2025 04:58 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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