Gus Shepherd

Quiznos Coyote

11”x14” Oil on Canvas

Toad's list reads: A List of Things to Do Today: Wake Up (crossed out), Eat Breakfast, Get Dressed, Go to Frog's House, Talk Walk with Frog, Eat Lunch, Take Nap, Play Games with Frog, Eat Supper, Go to Sleep. From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all written down.”

i forget who made it but it cracks me up lol

67 is gonna hit so hard at Bingo Nights in the senior home in 50 years

whose ass????

Incredible art of gritty playing fiddle on the roof of a west Philadelphia row home. In Yiddish it says Fidler Oyfn Fakh פֿידלער אױפֿן דאַך)

We put on an all-Yiddish community production of fiddler on the roof in Philadelphia and cast member and local artist Sofie Rose Seymour created the most amazing show poster that ever was

another year of us not running a super bowl ad

Yeah, grew up with them, sad to see them go in a way even if I haven't had any in over 20 years

Paging @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com

Alexander, a male aardwolf pirate, reclines on the deck of a ship while playing an accordion and singing.

As ship's first officer, maintaining crew morale is Alexander's responsibility—at least he says as much.

(Criticizing Lexie's playing counts as exhibiting exactly the kind of bad morale his playing is designed to fix, so think twice before you do it.)

Lockscreen by @skiaskai.bsky.social!

Instructions unclear, anchored children to wall.

has it gotten real poofy yet?

Cold air has lower humidity which can cause flare-ups. I finally got a humidifier for the winter, the relative humidity iny house was about 20%!

I hope in the last 40 years they've fixed the whole cold weather o-ring problem.

There is a cross manufacturer battery platform based on the Bosch 18V batteries

ampshare.com

gonna give your toaster a bath?

From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 3: Editor-in-Grief Mickey: An' what's your experience, Dippy? Dippy/Goofy: Well, uh - it ain't zackly newspaper 'sperience - but I got a camera an' a nosey disposition an' I c'n CUSS like the dickens!

Good lord this isn't what I thought the poster was about when I first saw it scrolling...

Malort of the Rings

Property includes parking lot that can accommodate 20+ cars

@ksuzzo.bsky.social and @roxiwheels.bsky.social would probably be interested.

Busty Husky
(So close to rhyming...)

A corgi's head barely surfacing atop deep snow, against a backdrop of an old wooden fence

I can officially confirm that the snow in NC is roughly one (1) corgi deep

You can test new tech ideas using the Seinfeld Test

Would the product eliminate the plot of an episode? (Google maps, cell phones, paypal, battery packs)

Good tech.

Would the product inspire new Seinfeld plots? (NFTs, AI chatbots, crypto currency, blindboxes, metaverse land sales)

Bad tech.

Hot damn. Extremely cathartic to hear all this. You gotta watch till the end. This is the kind of message anyone with even the smallest audience should be shouting.

At least Henry Ford made decent cars

In this current climate any ethnic food. Make them eat at Applebee's or some shit

Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

but have you considered the question "are pup hoods considered poodling?"