Donald J. Trump

Charlie Kirk's organization, Turning Point USA, continued its national tour of college campuses with a stop at Virginia Tech ahead of pivotal elections in the state.

Conservative media pundit Megyn Kelly got into a heated exchange with an attendee over political violence. https://cnn.it/4pFvqvJ

THIS IS WHAT MY SKULL LOOKS LIKE BTW.

JD WILL BE SPAGHETTI WRESTLING JIMMY KIMMEL ON THE FRONT LAWN OF THE WHITE HOUSE NEXT MONTH.

WHAT DOES CONSORTIUM MEAN.

MY BIG VLADDY DADDY IS LOYAL.

DISNEY HAS MUCH THE SAME CHOKEHOLD AS LITERAL EXTRA SODIUM AND WATER HAVE ON MY WEAK, WEAK HEART. SOME ARE SAYING ITS THE WEAKEST HEART. YOUVE NEVER SEEN AN EF THIS LOW.

WIND ISNT REAL. SHOW ME THE PROOF. YOU CANNOT PHYSICALLY SHOW ME

IM NOT EXACTLY SURE WHERE VENEZUELA IS. MAYBE I AM. MAYBE IM NOT. WHO CARES!

JON STEWART. MORE LIKE JON SOUPART. YOU KNOW. THEY ASKED ME TO HOST THE DAILY SHOW. THEY SAID ID BE A GREAT HOST. MAYBE THE BEST EVER. I SAID MAYBE I WILL MAYBE I WONT. I DIDNT.

WHO UP

LIKE WHO? ME? I SOUND LIKE ME, MAYBE THE MOST OUT OF ANYONE. BIG SURPRISE! SEE WHAT THIS LIBERAL EDUCATION GETS US!

EXCELLENT JOB SAM. ID LIKE YOU TO BE HEAD OF THE DEPARTMENT OF TWITCH. YOU WILL STREAM LIVE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE. I WILL CO-STREAM WITH YOU. YES JD WILL DO OUR MAKEUP

ROCK HARD OVER THIS! YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO NOTICE AS I DO HAVE A MICRO PENIS AND AM MORE OFTEN THAN NOT COMPLETELY IMPOTENT. MELANIA KNOWS NO PLEASURE!

THE BEST BOY? THERE IS ONE “BEST” AND ITS ME. IVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BEST. EVERYONE SAYS IT. EVERYONE KNOWS IT.

JIMMY KIMMEL HAD TO GO. MY LOVER, VLAD, IS VERY JEALOUS OF HIS HAIR. HIS PHYSIQUE. I COULDNT STAND SEEING MY LITTLE VLADDY DADDY UPSET LIKE THAT!

I WILL NOT FUCK YOU! ASSUMING YOU ARE OVER 18, YOU ARE MUCH TOO OLD FOR ME!

THE PEOPLE ARE CLAMORING FOR MORE OF ME. I KNOW. IVE HEARD IT SAID OVER AND OVER MR TRUMP PLEASE TAKE OVER FOR SPENCER “LITTLE” COX. I WONT DO IT! I HAVE A BUSY ENOUGH SCHEDULE. AFTER I WAKE UP AT NOON I COLOR FOR 4 HOURS. THEN ITS NAP TIME. AFTER NAP GOLF AND THEN SCREEN TIME! BUSY DAY!

I INCREASED THE VALUE OF EGGS! NOW, EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WILL WANT OUR EGGS. ART OF THE DEAL, DAVID.

ANTIFA IS REAL YES. IGNORE THIS. THE MEN IN BLACK ARE ALSO REAL. AS WELL AS THE BOOGEY MAN. JUST KIDDING ON THAT LAST ONE! ITS JUST STEPHEN MILLER. HE SLEEPS UNDER MY BED AND LISTENS TO ME AND VLAD’S LIPS SMACK TOGETHER

PEOPLE LIKE HER SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO BE HONEST WITH PEOPLE! AND CERTAINLY SHOULDNT BE ABLE TO CALL ME OUT! THE LEFT IS VILE!

MAYBE THE GOD THAT WIPED OUT SODOM AND GOMORRAH! IM NOT SURE WHERE THOSE ARE OR WHAT THEY ARE. I HEARD SOMEONE ELSE SAY IT AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY!

DEFEND THIS FOX NEWS:

STEPHEN MILLER IS #PROCUCK. MAYBE THE BIGGEST CUCK OF ALL TIME. CUCKLEBERRY FINN, EVEN! SAD!

THE SUPREME COURT IS LIKE MY LITTLE GIMP. I LOVE EM! BALL BAG AND ALL. ELON SHOWED ME WHAT A BALL GAG WAS. GREAT STUFF. THE BEST!

I AM ALSO LABELING ANTICUCK AS A TERRORIST ORG. STEPHEN MILLER IS VERY “PROCUCK” AND SAID THIS WOULD BE A GOOD THING.

I AM ALSO DESIGNATING THE CODENAME KIDS NEXT DOOR AS A TERRORIST ORG

BE HONEST. WHO HERE CAN READ. I CANT. SOME SAY I HAVE THE BEST ILLITERACY OF ALL TIME. IM HIGHLY ILLITERATE.

MY ANTIFA POEM (MADE DURING MY ARTS, CRAFTS, AND READING TIME THIS MORNING)

ANTIFA OH ANTIFA

YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON

QUEEN LATIFA

ANTIFA OH ANTIFA

AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA

ANTIFA OH ANTIFA

A LIBERAL

I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA

ANTIFA O ANTIFA

OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?

I AM GUILTY-UH

STEPHEN MILLER ENJOYS ASS PLAY. IVE SEEN IT. BIGLY!

THE MCDONALDS ARCH LIGHTING UP AT NIGHT IS LIKE THE BAT SIGNAL TO ME. I DONT WANT TO EAT 10 QUARTER POUNDERS. I HAVE TO

MY AGENDA IS PERFECT. I HAVE WRITTEN IN IT EACH DAY THIS WEEK. TEACHER SIGNED EACH DAY!