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sad to say I have noticed visible improvement in my pelvic floor since the pelvic floor exercise lady started showing up on my fyp. from this data I have to infer I would also notice a difference if I started exercising my whole body :(

listening to dimension 20 on the train and it really goes to show that at any given point someone could be listening to dimension 20 on the train

starting up a new social media is a refreshing experience. The algorithm has no idea what you like yet so it just throws you everything

If I had a nickel for every time I returned to bluesky after a billionaire dies under unexpected and sensational circumstances I’d only have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice

girls don’t like boys girls like those lil pink TVs everyone had in the 2000s

Sometimes I go to ID people but then I see they’re wearing skinny jeans

It’s upsetting how often i experience deja vu when using whatsapp

What happened to the Miss Keisha girl?

If I ever did world tours I’d hit every major city in Europe and Asia then do maybe 4 shows in the US. Give em a taste of their own medicine

If they get really super famous they just go right back to doing Shakespeare

This pic will never not confuse me because this cat is clearly 3 sauces long not two? At least 2.5

do y’all also click on a yt video then immediately click off just so the channel stays in your recommended or?

On a scale of 1 to I Signed Up For PRS A Month After Turning 25 And Now I Have To Pay £100 Instead Of £25 how are you doing today?

listen I’m not a professional but why the fishing in stardew valley gotta be like that

Period panties in children’s sizes when?

screenshot of a post reading: "Humans will wish suffering on one another while claiming moral superiority. Quite rudimentary little minds. Cute." it is a quote post of my post reading "i highly encourage the billionaires to explore venus, where it is 900 degrees, the pressure is equivalent to being thousands of feet under the sea, and the atmosphere is made of sulfuric acid. they should go check it out. for science." which is itself a quote of a post about the surviving oceangate guy wanting to go to venus

i'm literally just telling them to chase their dreams, it's called being supportive

Waking up with a cold sore is not very barbie in the dream house of me

me: I don’t understand this, can you explain?
leftist admin of some Facebook group somewhere: no :) enjoy ur mute :)

broke: underworld
woke: death drop

Jonah Hill is younger than Matt Smith and idk why but this one broke me

sometimes I think I’m actually gonna close my twitter account and then I see something as simple and silly as this and I know elons got me in a chokehold

this guy. what’s this lil lad up to? what’s going on over here?

I am both the big titty goth and the barbie girl. I am the golden retriever boyfriend and the black cat girlfriend. I am David, but also Goliath

fuck (and i mean this from the depths of my soul) santander

Things me and my housemate both bought in our separate grocery shops this week

• orange juice
• bread
• yogurt (we never eat yogurt?)
• toilet roll
• unreasonably priced box of curiously cinnamon

This happened to me also

I can’t explain it but this is what it feels like when ur horny on ur period

I’d write an essay on it but that would require me to watch it so no thanks

no thank you x