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#mlb playoffs rooting order

1. Brewers

2. Guardians
3. Blue Jays
4. Mariners
5. Reds
6. Phillies
7. Yankees
8. Dodgers
9. Tigers
10. Red Sox
11. Padres

12. Cubs

I will sacrifice the rest of my life for the Packers to suck for the Crew

I will accept the Packers sucking for the rest of my life for a Brewers World Series this year.

I’m going with the Jeremiah Johnson version as my #1

Never in my life have I heard of someone referred to as “top banana”

Wisconsin will go blue in 2028 if Dems can garner even half of the excitement generated by this Brewers cribbage board giveaway.

In Feast's final chapter, Sam knows everything and Marwyn knows he's gotta run if he wants to make that ship. #asoiaf

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Put this in the fire... #asoiaf closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/580-affc-j...

My painting LOST COAST

I love old soap opera Tok, except when it reminds me of things like how much I loved actual r*pist Jack from Days. I’m gonna tell myself that a lifetime of stunning wholesome men like Gilbert Blythe and Gabriel Oak earns me a couple of reformed bad men.

I was just telling someone about that NYE when we waited hours and hours for a blog update. Maybe we’re lucky he burned us so hard and so early. The old man can’t hurt us again.

In this encore episode, it's cuffing season in the Vale: closethedoorandcomehere.podbean.com/e/577-affc-a...

The bliss of like at least a year without political ads, calls, and texts. I WILL be ignored!

OMG, I’m gonna vote. Just leave me alone.

Enjoy this encore episode from back when we were feelin' the burn. The Cersburn. #asoiaf

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the real villian is late stage capitalism

My baby boy Copper turns 2 today so I dressed him up and baked him a cake.

You’re like my sister-in-law. I’m happy if I get past Solid

But it’s still somehow terrible

I haven’t shopped at Target in years, so that’s no problem either.

So far my Amazon boycott has progressed from a week, to Lent, to cancelling Prime. There will always be days when I order something from Amazon, but there will be far, far fewer of them.

I’m entering my “you better watch out or you’ll get a clout to the ear” era.
Yes I’m rereading Dunk & Egg. 🏰

I just wanna feel some sunshine
I just wanna find some place to be alone

Sometimes you just need a little Santa Monica

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#asoiaf

And honestly, if we’re going to give to someone, maybe give it to Trump. Have we tried just bribing him harder than Musk?

We gave those fuckers a billion dollars. It doesn’t cost anything to obstruct, say no, stay in your seat and speak out. And they’re all rich as shit, they can pay for the lawyers. They owe us at least that.

I want the chapter in ADoS where Kojja Mo is telling Dany about Aemon, Sam, Gilly and little Aemon Steelsong.#asioaf

Are you implying Bugs was the aggressor? Dude just wanted to sit in a hole and eat his carrots.

“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social

I thought this final day of Tik Tok would just be me crying over Uecker and various goodbye messages, but now the algorithm is also giving me reactions to the isolated vocal track of the end of Pearl Jam’s Black. It’s too much.