Symphony 🏳️‍⚧️

Meg says “in case my beliefs weren’t clear” suddenly she’s surrounded by ‘beliefs’, wearing sunglasses. The text reads: -black lives matter -stop Asian hate -trans rights are human rights -women can wear hijabs if they want -birth control and abortions should be available everywhere -fat people deserve love & respect -we are in stolen land -refugees deserve support and safety -stand with Ukraine -disability right date human rights -support the people of Sudan, Congo & Palestine”

A comic about my beliefs.

Illustration of some sea dragons featured are whale shark, coelacanth, sea turtle, and swordfish

some sea dragons 🌊🐲

illustration of sharka huddled into a circle featured are hammer, whale, nurse, mako, black tip, and cookie shark

council of sharks 🦈

thank you to everyone who has supported me in my endeavours, fuck you to everyone who has not supported my endeavours. i will continue endeavouring in the face of your face.

i love to fend for myself, that is fending i get to do, instead of others.

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when a police man says hes going to give you a hot meal that means hell shoot you. the hot meal is a bullet. they call it Police mans dinner

Trans people are frustrated that their needs are regarded as a frivolous liability & that when they're driven to their graves they aren't even allowed their own names on their headstones. No party will hear them, only scattered individuals. If lawmakers aren't up to the moment they should step aside

Don’t be one of the liberals on here saying things like “Vaccines don’t cause autism, but we must stop this epidemic—let’s look at processed foods and pesticides!”

Way to perpetuate stigma and pseudoscience, my dudes.

If you think autism needs to be “cured” you are part of the problem, full stop

Cancelling plans is okay. Putting yourself first is okay. Going for a long walk is okay. Abandoning society is okay. Moving into a cave with a family of raccoons is okay. Giving them tiny swords & shields is okay. Do what you need to do to cope.

Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.

Interviewer: [looking through file] Are you still disruptive at nap time?

Me: Wow, they weren't kidding about that permanent record thing.

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

Trotting along 🐺

#Wolf #Wolves #Animals

a mistake a lot of people make when they go on a christmas adventure is learning the true meaning of christmas. if you don't learn it you get to go on another christmas adventure the next year, you basically just keep getting free christmas adventures as long as you don't learn anything.

No ticket? No Christmas. Thems the rules.

Rent is due? Just say “nuh-uh”

I don’t know why I did this but it sort of works

Stole this post to be my self reminder:

If you start “TV off” exactly at 11:57:55 on New Year’s Eve, Kendrick will yell “MUSTARDDDDDD” as soon as you enter 2025.

Everyone keeps saying bad politics means good art. That died in the late 90’s with skyrocketing rent. Your landlord killed it. Another reason to hate the bastard.

Where’s the next great music movement? At their day job on their third coffee with a mind full of hate but no energy to create.

Photo of Dan Rather with quote beside him that reads, “A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump. Let me make this perfectly clear. It’s not about politics. I’ve voted for both parties. It’s about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and wants to lead the country I love. It’s really that simple.”

Dan Rather is a treasure.

Luigi Mangione receives 87 pieces of mail and 163 donations while behind bars Exclusive: The murder suspect has received over 100 pieces of mail since being taken into custody

People have been putting money in his commissary account and trying to donate money to a legal defense fund. He probably doesn't need it.

But if you're moved, you can donate to OTHER prisoners' commissaries www.thecommissaryfund.org

You can also request TCF funds for your incarcerated loved ones

Oh yeah, this is as true as it is messed up. American exceptionalism is really dangerous, and ever since Ben Franklin's bs autobiography we've had this myth that great people do things all on their own and their achievements is what makes them full citizens or whatever. And it's so easily exploited.

A shirt with a tag reading JEALOUS TOMATO

Leave my boyfriend alone, you