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Gavin’s posts are the roast equivalent of beating someone with their own golf club.

None of this is ever going to get me to watch CNN. This is just rage-entertainment. Fuck everything about this.

Glenn is also the moron that asked Zelensky why he wasn’t wearing a suit.

I love how the kitty blinks once, then the eyelids get heavier and heavier😂

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For the record, I’m against basing our government on 2000 year old fairy tales of nomadic desert goat herders.

I’d like to see the Epstein files, how about you?

here's today's post: "somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most" — what are the chances?
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This is A+ trolling

For what? Getting beat up by a girl?

Y’all out here complaining about Jizzlane Maxwell’s cushy camp cupcake prison digs & work release perks need to remember FL GOP AG’s let Jeffrey Epstein OUT of jail every day so he could go back to his mansion in Palm Beach and molest schoolgirls. Not a joke.

Ok this is my laugh for the night.

pretty willing to believe that Tom Cotton’s interns have “no go zones” in DC, such as keeping at least 1000 feet away from schools and playgrounds

The Reagan Administration started it. But everything that came after; Rush, Fox, NYT, WSJ, O’Reilly, Carlson all the way to trump, was just a snowball rolling down hill, gathering steam.

The pink polo sub guy making this place feel like twitter back when it was good

We should have thrown this dumb mfker in a cage after Jan 6 and never looked back, now USA is f’n joke.

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IIRC, a small pocket in NJ, by the sound shops, where we used to go to lunch.
BTW, some of the best subs outside of Italian Beefs in Chicago I’ve ever had.

I worked in theater and travelled the country for 15 years. Worked in KC, Baltimore, DC, Chicago, Providence, Memphis, etc, etc.

The only place I ever felt unsafe going home after the show at night was NOLA.

I stand by every word I said here

Bernie always loved Ginger. He just didn’t know how to express it.

"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."

The problem is the LEOs are fascists. They’re loving this. Total indemnity to be their worst selves. And get paid for it.

There’s nothing unit for Donold, so he’ll never try it.