Mike Davidson

A lot of questions were raised, when the Fantastic Four mysteriously swapped powers, but one Thing became clear.

A standing street sign that says "FUNK BROS AUTO"

Right about now, the

for sale: baby shoes, never worn. the baby is ungrateful. the baby demands balenciaga

Friend: Was Ozzy Osbourne Jewish?

Me: Well, what he did to that bat was no mitzvah I’ll tell you what.

*group chat standing ovation*

here’s just a list of numbers

People are making fun. But listen, everywhere in Boston is historic. The Chipotle has to go SOMEwhere

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Every British person on the internet is complaining about you

Photograph of the trunk of a white car, showing a very very very small spoiler attached to it in the centre

CW:

Minor Spoiler

tragic about Brian Wilson, but i think we can agree he used his one wish very unwisely. the girls immediately overwhelmed California's infrastructure

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

i am so sorry to say i did it again

(Andor s2 spoilers)

Andor is a story about how a thousand nameless and unremembered people will have to sacrifice everything so a gay kid who left his home in Space Idaho four days ago can close his eyes and Fuck It We Ball the most important shot in galactic history on the advice of a ghost

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Drawing of trandoshan bounty hunter Bossk flossing with the words “hi! It’s me, Bossk! Don’t forget to floss, k?”

PSA

Refreshing my podcast app every five minutes like a totally normal person.

financial advice in a weird time:

-- develop a plan
-- find friends who support you
-- preferably 10 of them
-- steal $160 million from the Bellagio, the Mirage, and the MGM Grand
-- yes those are Terry Benedict's casinos
-- get your wife back
-- one of the friends should be Don Cheadle btw

simple

Not for nothing, but you could run a game of D&D via filibuster.

"Will the Senator yield for a question?"

"I yield for a question without yielding the floor."

"Can I shove the gargoyle?"

"Roll for strength."

"9".

*17 minute description of the gargoyle not moving after being shoved*

Depending on the the emotion you want to evoke, lighting is the key to selling the vibes.

For love, I will handle your sins. for justice? For justice, I will show you mine.

This was such an epic shoot.

Dread Queen Persephone: @theporgjedi.bsky.social

#cosplay #cosplayphotography #loreolympus #persephone

Ghost of Tsushima is fun and very stylish (looks/plays great on PS5). The recent Star Wars game (Outlaws) is an underrated gem, esp. post patch.

A full-length photo of cosplayer Mythril Arts, dressed in a Sakizo hydrangea cosplay, standing against a background of green foliage.

#28daysofblackcosplay continues with the absolutely amazing @mythrilarts.bsky.social! This costume won her Best in Show at @awesomecon.bsky.social 2024, and she’ll be back this year as a contest judge!

Costume: Sakizo Hydrangea
Event: @dccosplayphoto.bsky.social
📸: @inthelongrun.bsky.social

Trying to catch up on Oscar movies and just wondering... do I have to see Nosferaone to enjoy Nosferatu?

*the devil appears*

NO! NO! ITS NOT TIME YET! WE HAD A DEAL!

A full-length photo of a Link cosplayer from Ocarina of Time, firing a hook shot toward the camera.

After last night’s decisive victory (Fly, 🦅, Fly!), we wanted to post something Green, and @drsteggy.bsky.social’s Ocarina of Time Link fits the bill perfectly!—M

Event: #magfest 2025
📸: @inthelongrun.bsky.social

Today is a win for everybody. And by everybody I mean specifically Eagles and Kendrick Lamar fans.

a mascot for the philadelphia eagles is standing in front of some fireworks boxes ALT: a mascot for the philadelphia eagles is standing in front of some fireworks boxes

NEVER ANY FUCKING DOUBT

The Eagles winning because of DEI (a white cornerback)

Glad you’re doing it! Makes me feel more like spending time over here, without feeling like I’m missing out on what’s going on over there.

A fairly large alligator fills the center of the photo, head up, surrounded by snow, with some snow-covered bushes in the upper corners.

Scene at a gator sanctuary in Florida... (photog unknown)