The importance of ther tear gas defuser

The sky is cloudy. I doubt we'll see the eclipse.

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Jebus forking cripes

Being idiotic never stopped him before

I'm down with it

Happy MLK Day!

You've arrived! Keep doing whatever you're doing right

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HI AMERICA, YEAH, NO. LOVE, CANADA

You will read countless times today that the LA mayor cut the LA Fire Department's budget by $23 million.

That is a lie.

The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.

Me too!!!!

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This crossed my mind for some reason...

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Who's writing his tweets these days? Sure isn't him!

She's a triple threat and the choreography is stunning. Thanks for sharing!

I survived middle school by going to our tiny, decrepit library on the second floor of the main building. It's there I found old hard cover publications of every Heinlein juvenile, plus a few of the adult books, like Door Into Summer and Lazarus Long.

They're in it now. They don't think they can back out.

But will they hold him accountable? It is to laugh.

Ah.

Well, at least it’s nearly the weekend, eh?

Honk!

👏🤡 honk!