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@kaye.bsky.social

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I am a Breakfast Expert. You are a Breakfast Impostor

12.02.2026 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Friday

23.01.2026 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tonight at 9pm, replaying all month & On-Demand for Members:

See @redhotorg.bsky.social’s exclusive, unseen 1993 special NO ALTERNATIVE appearances from Smashing Pumpkins, Nirvana, Parker Posey, Lou Reed, David Wojnarowicz, Goo Goo Dolls, Courtney Love, Bikini Kill and more.

nytv.live

22.01.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

something i’ve been working on the last year :)

13.01.2026 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Broadcasting 24/7 from New York City
nytv.live

13.01.2026 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Location, Location, Location!

11.01.2026 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NOW the nintendo switch is $300 and fifteen plastic trash bags are $299. welcome to the Economy you Jackhole

22.12.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the famous Rao’s knight

27.11.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

why do you think the marching bands run so fast

27.11.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m a New York voter. Oops! I fell for it again :( What is a β€œcommittee”? 😨

25.11.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I β€œWonder” how much money they’re making! On these restaurants.

24.11.2025 22:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That movie. An Influential Woman On The Verge of an Influential Moment

18.11.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want a big, juicy hoagie - PA style.

That is not what I got at Wawa.

16.11.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think some are confused. β€œGay” is a sexual orientation, not a marker of potential friendship or community.

15.11.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s finally been revealed. His real name was Jee Vacation.

13.11.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Stop protesting. It's the government. They are the authority. It is, by definition, incorrect to resist them.

10.11.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 136    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Enjoying Liquid Glass on iPhone 17 - running iOS 26.1, of course.

09.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you β€œHalloween” tonight disciplinary action will be taken

02.11.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Believe it or not, I did not receive or smoke a single FLAMER joint at Singers Haunted Hotel.

01.11.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. The Epstein Files? Only 76kb!

31.10.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

FLINTAs? I thought we were at least past the Bronze Age.

30.10.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just got a call from the loan department!

30.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My Dunkin’? Always Doordashed. Here are my thoughts on the Mayoral Election!

29.10.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Earnestly - I love how the Times keeps trotting out the Wharton School alum Warby Parker founder Neil Blumenthal on these political panels to eat absolute shit and embarrass himself every single time. Wow. What a huge, whiny baby!

29.10.2025 12:39 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Great.

26.10.2025 05:10 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t tell who’s Trans and who’s β€œHalloweening”. It’s October 25th!

25.10.2025 20:19 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People really are β€œHalloweening” today.

Idiots! It’s next week.

25.10.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Welcome to my new Restaurant! It’s called β€œA Warm, Inviting Summer Cobble Hill, Brooklyn Day, 1993. Kissinger Sleeps. Solitude.β€œ

- and it’s our Omelette Festival!

25.10.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is SHEIN seething? Is Altman Angry? Has Schmidt Quit? Is Nadella Swell Yet? Has Pichai Cried?

25.10.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beautiful leaves

24.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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