StJoan

Get this: it turns out Mike Tyson is ill informed about public health

Trying something new and it’s hard yall

#artwip

I’ve been away a while but I’ve not been idle.

#beading #beadedbracelet #beadedjewlery

Annnnnnd finished!

#beading #beadbracelet

#WIP I’m excited about!

#beading #beadjewlery

Impasto abstract painting in black, shades of blue, overlaid with fluorescent orange and pinks

#painting
#art

The times are terrible
But the memes are hysterical

Pink post it note with the words “you are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of boring muffins” The u in cupcake is a drawing of a cupcake, very faded.

The daily affirmation, left for me by a coworker over a decade ago, is fading slowly from the sun and time
But it’ll fall apart before I take it down

“You are a beautiful cupcake in a world full of boring muffins”
🧁

Blanket? Finished!
Caron’s spice cake in indigogo
#crochet

Playing #mayhem on loop and accidentally painted a NIN album cover

Me listening to Lady Gaga’s Mayhem while the world burns

Pretty sure this is the year I yeet the uterus.

I’m just done with its shit y’all.

But I’m going to suffer it until fall at least because I have hiking to do.

Yall
I used the same knife to cut a dragonfruit that I used to crush some garlic

I thought I had rinsed it well enough.

Anyway, garlic flavored dragonfruit isn’t as bad as you might think

Phew productive morning includes booking two backpacking permits and a car camping trip at RMNP

It was like hungry hungry hippos but I won!

It’s so hard, living right next to a dog park, to not yell “I love your dog!” To basically everyone.

Apparently my mom and aunt want to move to Albania to retire.

This news brought to you by a 630am phone call out of the blue.

Happy to mark myself safe from ever posting a thousand+ word takedown of a casting choice for a minor character in a video game adaptation.

Still of lego lady Gaga screaming in abracadabra

No one:
Absolutely no one:
My brain:

Sometimes I think I’m too chronically online

Then I read some Reddit posts and think nah, I’m fine.

My psychiatrist signing off at the end of our appointment: hang in there!
Me: you too!
Her: *haunted laugh and thousand yard stare* we’ll have to do our best

The elder millennial raised on ANTM urge to try out a catwalk on the treadmill at too high a speed for safety

I’m a gamer who has accessibility issues with many games and I agree. Mostly, for me, it’s how flexible the builds are and how many different play styles are available.
It was hard, but satisfying hard, not frustrating hard.
Elden ring rewards persistence

I dunno, sometimes it’s 30F but in the sun it feels nice and toasty so why not sit in a hammock chair in your patio?

Just your goth auntie about to see xposed in Denver
(Their version of bedpost???)

Just saw someone commuting through snow in 3F weather on a bike.
That’s Colorado.

Small bottle next to extremely small blue origami star

I do this thing where I make #PaperStars when anxious. The bigger the anxiety, the smaller the star.

Anyway, new bottle just dropped
#bawkbawktherapycranes

a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a cemetery with a song that says do n't be suspicious

For some reason the mashup I have in my head is a mix of Popular and Don’t Be Suspicious and I just…my brain hurts

Oh yeah, finally making progress on this guy after priming and base coating…honestly I kind of just love him purple but I decided to go for it anyway
#wip #art

Tarot card 10 of pentacles

I don’t always pull cards, but when I do, they’re reversed.
#dailytarotcard

The part is #abracadabra where Gaga just screams for several seconds?
Yeah I felt that in my soul