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Still not enough. Who's going to cut ICE's funding? Who will stop providing them with weapons and get-out-of-jail-free cards?

The mass laugh reacc "attacc" is the frenzy of sexual cripples.

YouTube video by Sounds Good Who Got The Number - Pigmeat Markham Pig's Popcorn - First Rap Records 1969

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Yes, and FURTHERMORE you sound as if you have been VACCINATED against viral pathogens, which means I can't kill you as easily as I have could have otherwise!
DRAT!

IF there was a cure for stupidity... I'd take it anyway just to see if I got a massive brain boost from it.

But the people who need it most would REFUSE to take it.

When people talk about "4-D chess" they don't fully understand that they're the PAWNS, do they?

Weird Al Yankovic Covers Killing In The Name by Rage Against the Machine At a recent Portugal. The Man concert in NYC, Weird Al joined the band on stage for a pair of songs, including a cover of Killin

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I have theories. Here's one:
The CIA minus DEI equals the world's most incompetent CIA.

Well punishing Lucifer for all eternity isn't going to put that toothpaste back in the tube.

What's done is done. We have the knowledge that makes us either good or evil now, and you can't take that away from us, because it's what makes us human.

...ironic, ME saying that. But I USED to be human.

The reason I don't joke with "the awakened" about how the painted dotted yellow lines on the road control their behavior subconsciously, is that I don't want to accidentally be responsible for a needless car crash.

There IS a place for order in the world, sometimes chaos is NOT the answer.

a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert . ALT: a man is holding onto a pipe in the desert .

Welcome, barbarian, the the WHEEL OF PAIN!

Giving Bill Clinton a sloppy hummer?

Any other country, the hummer would NOT be consensual.

YouTube video by Fuzz & Fables Hawkwind - Hassan I Sahba (1977)

In the interest of maintaining decency, and to serve the goal of avoiding profane language, we will be calling it "BUTTBUTTINATION" from now on.

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YouTube video by PlanetoidMusic PLANETOID Let Slip the Abomination

I concur, LET IT SLIP.

Today is Five Rabbit on the Mayan calendar.

It is now safe to do that thing you've been thinking about starting.

"My goodness is a sacrifice I'm willing to make for the greater good... if I spend eternity in hell for saving my people, then that is a price I am willing to pay!" ---someone important, probably.

Dude said "Labor doesn't exist without incentives" and I sent back "So that means the rich don't work, right?"

*Mortar shell explodes behind me*

Still waiting for a reply.

Well be fair, do you have any idea how HARD it is being blatantly racist while still trying to maintain some kind of plausible deniability that allows for the possibility that maybe you're NOT racist?

It's so complicated that most racists can't even manage to pull it off!

a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a glass and the word chaos is on the screen

Was Crispin Glover there?

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Another auto-generated playlist, your results may vary. But my results are curated for the GROOVES, so...
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They're just going to start deporting people to fake made up comic book countries like "Latveria" and "Corto-Maltese." and "Madripoor."

Some maga thug is going be looking at the map and correcting it with a sharpie, saying things like "Fiji doesn't exist, this is SKULL ISLAND from now on."

So... if you FA, that means ANTIFA is against your behavior, right? PRO-FA people are in favor of fucking around, but not necessarily in favor of finding out, which means that the opposite of the PRO-FO ANTIFA is an ANTIFO PRO-FA.

The only way to do this properly is to make Angela the anti-hero, delivering justice to all the perverts and bullies of that terrible campground filled with awful people...

Public transportation levels the playing field, they can't revoke your ability to travel if the ability to travel still exists after they suspend your right to drive. And the rich won't be affected by that.

EVERYTHING is about population control now, even the damn infrastructure planning.

Were never exactly the sharpest rubber balls in the toolkit, were they?

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That's one "accomplishment" that will age like fine sour cream in the annals of history!

That picture has got to be the LEAST surprised look I've ever seen on Patel's face.

Uh oh, I better go check and see if I posted any jokes which might be misinterpreted as "celebratory," now that MOODs have become illegal!

Been a while since I received a mandatory mood warning.

"HAPPINESS IS TEMPORARILY SUSPENDED, REMAIN SERIOUS AND SOMBER OR FACE PENALTIES."