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So he’s going to send the National Guard to Utah now, right? Right?

“Yeah, I’m fun-employed, just trying to figure out what I want to do next.”

“…in this economy?”

Who said baseball is boring? 🐻⚾️ #LetsGoCubbies

Chaotic Good.

Overheard near a Tesla protest:

Guy: What did Tesla do?
Woman: Seriously?

Girl, run. 🚩🚩🚩

Sierah spilling iced tea. Clint continues to be lowkey terrible. Carina and Paul continue to be dumb. Jaqui & Ryan are still locked in a battle to be The Worst. I still ride for Billy & Jamie. #MAFSAU reunion night 1 🥱

Let’s goooo, Cub-bies! 👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 🐻⚾️ #Cubs

I don’t see Dave, but Jamie is there. Who is the woman in the pink dress? I don’t recognize her.

I feel like Yolanda Saldívar will never get parole. If she does, and she stays in Texas… 😬

Who could have predicted Carina’s reaction to Paul being “so curious”? It’s not like they ever had other tasks where they were with other people and Carina had a totally normal reaction… Oh. #MAFSAU

Last commitment ceremony on #MAFSAU was a dumpster fire. Now only 5 episodes of flashbacks and b-roll of them getting dressed until we find out whether or not they manage to stay together for 3 months until the reunion.

Thanks to #AntiquesRoadshow, I can spot a turn-of-the-century German child’s toy from a mile away. They usually look haunted, but the Peter Rabbit was adorable 🐇

#F1 2025 premiere race in Melbourne & #MAFSAU commitment ceremony on the same day. Australia, you’re giving me life, I love you.

The 10 senators who voted yes: Cortez Masto, Durbin, Fetterman, Gillibrand, Hassan, King, Peters, Schatz, Schumer, Shaheen. All have contact forms on their sites. I’ve written them all.

I just wrote the ten who voted yes to cloture and told them to vote no on the bill. Now writing Padilla & Schiff. Will add the part about Schumer.

We need @schumer.senate.gov OUT. We need Nancy Pelosi OUT. Consider @saikatc.bsky.social instead. I am disgusted with incumbent Democrats. We all should be. @padilla.senate.gov as a constituent, I ask you to DO MORE and DO BETTER

The first episode of couple swaps got me questioning my whole existence. Do I like Eliot? Why is Jamie cool with Adrian? Did Jacqui become likable? At least Carina & Paul are still bitches eating crackers for me, and Awhina remains problem-free. #MAFSAU

TSLA stock tanking, Twitter being attacked, El*n saying he’s “having problems running his businesses”, me over here reveling in schadenfreude. Keep resisting, keep divesting, keep the pressure on.

I don’t like what the editing is implying about Big Dave & Jamie. Couples swap will be fun though. #MAFSAU

Interested to see what Rhi & Carina have to say about Lauren now that her smirking-straight-into-the-camera shit-talking has aired. She said the exact same things at hen’s night, just not to their faces. Do they not know Lauren is talking about them too? #MAFSAU

I hate to break it to Gavin Newsom, but courting conservative-leaning centrists by spewing bigoted opinions about trans people isn’t going to get you the Democratic nomination in the next presidential election. They will never like you and now I don’t either.

A meme featuring a screen cap of the character Vyvyan from the British TV show The Young Ones with subtitles that say, “(scoffing) Fascist”. The image is captioned, “Actual photo of me watching the news every day.”

The Middle Aged Ones

I’ve been getting like 10 emails a week from Democrats asking for money. I think they should have to do performance reviews. You know, 360 Peer Reviews, did they hit their goals, how did the party perform over the last few quarters? If I have to dance for my 2% merit increase, they should too.

#DavidLynch #AcademyAwards #Oscar

Somehow, after Gene Hackman, Mel Brooks is the only one left from Young Frankenstein, and I was not ready for that realization.

Isabella Rossellini in a Blue Velvet dress sitting next to Laura Dern at the Oscars 🥹

Yes! That was my exact thought. I’ll miss Billy and Dave’s bromance 🥲

The new couples’ reactions to the OG couple drama are perfect. I want to sit next to TeeJay and Beth and sip the tea. #MAFSAU

Awhina’s sister is the real heroine of this season of #MAFSAU. I usually love production’s fuckery, but it was heartbreaking to see Double, Double, Toil & Trouble on their bullshit before Cleo showed up. Poor Awhina. I hope she leaves before the commitment ceremony.

Yes! Dis👏🏼gust👏🏼ing👏🏼