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mayonnaise coloured benz i push miracle whips

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yeah

22.02.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somehow this would seem to contradict my initial premise

20.02.2026 18:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

as i was falling asleep last night i came up with a proof that free will exists but i was too sleepy to write it down and now i've forgotten it

20.02.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TF2 Classified is so damn good and anyone who was disappointed with the direction that TF2 took after ~2009 should play it

16.02.2026 02:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when i was a kid i had to do a report on the "two important people in my life", i picked my mom and my neopet, my grandmother whom I lived with was understandably displeased

13.02.2026 18:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(i'm the guy)

13.02.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

guy who doesn't want to admit he's ever been on his city's subreddit: "yeah that restaurant is closing, I heard about it somewhere... can't remember where..."

13.02.2026 17:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm being dead serious when i say i didn't even know itunes still existed, haven't heard a damn thing about it in like 10 years

13.02.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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On this day in 1992, George H.W. Bush sent a memo to all White House staff about how fat his dog was

06.02.2026 22:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2289    ๐Ÿ” 454    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 45    ๐Ÿ“Œ 63

attended a very traditional anglo-catholic service last night and it was beautiful, completely different from anything I grew up with.

I'm not saying I'm converted just yet but they got me with the aesthetics at least.

03.02.2026 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

somehow screwed up my windows 98 pc by playing jill of the jungle and i'm pissed!!!

29.01.2026 18:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'll let you take a wild guess there

27.01.2026 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

in this strange position where I feel like I'm gradually but unavoidably becoming a christian, despite not being a true believer yet -- it's like all these little threads in my life are coming together to lead me down that road, it kinda sounds like some schizo stuff, but that's where i'm at

27.01.2026 19:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

you're very good at being a friend and I admire many things about you, hang in there buddy <3

27.01.2026 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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stay safe Minnesotans!!

21.01.2026 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well deserved, may his disastrous mispronunciation be remembered another 2400 years from now

20.01.2026 19:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i noticed this a lot after watching dvds on my old crt tv, the manufacturers back then didn't expect you to hook up some elaborate surround sound system and the audio levels are balanced accordingly, you can actually hear what the hell they're saying in those movies

07.01.2026 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i've seen this discourse about young people using subtitles for everything and how it relates to decreased attention spans

there's likely truth to that, but i think a major factor is just how bad audio balancing is on your typical television setup, voices are totally lost in those tinny speakers

07.01.2026 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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the man who created the largest empire in history

05.01.2026 13:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1581    ๐Ÿ” 340    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15

sailing obviously!!!

04.01.2026 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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many of you on here only care about point #4

31.12.2025 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

even if you get it working you can guarantee they're gonna show you xbox button prompts

29.12.2025 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you've got an ally outside the midwest here brother, i drank much milk for the first 25 or so years of my life

25.12.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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(his master plan turns out to be sending david out to retrieve 100 foreskins from the phillistines in the hopes that he'll be killed)

24.12.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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laughed out loud at this always sunny type title gag in the book of samuel

24.12.2025 04:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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reskeet this post to boop her on the nose

19.12.2025 00:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fuck heart of fear I never want to look at this fucking instance ever the fuck again FUCK heart of fear FUCK vizier FUCK the inventors of this fucking fight FUCK!

14.12.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

threads is a crazy social media platform because it's 50% milquetoast liberal boomers with ๐ŸŒŠ emojis in their bios, and 50% the most astoundingly racist shit i've ever seen on the internet outside of /pol/

10.12.2025 17:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i dislike arguments against AI imagery that focus on its shortcomings, because there's an implication that if it improved (and it will) it would be more acceptable

in fact, the better it gets the more I will despise it. I dread the day that I truly can't discern if something is AI or not.

10.12.2025 14:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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