Happy BAOH-thday to me!

good news fellas: the entire original "Jumping Onto White Base" fits into the max video length on here, enjoy it in its original 240p video quality.

My morning routine includes doing this three times to make sure I maintain my health:

typing in that i want to fight two face but it keeps spitting out me beating the shit out of regular aaron eckhart i just want something i can send to my haters so they know how i feel about fake people

the sudtle and newanced filmmaking involved in generating an 8 second video of me force choking palpatime while i yell FCK YUO!!!,!

the weird computer ghost girl thing watching me before i get my groovy ass data drained "damn he's kinda hittin that shit tho"

logging into The World going straight to Hidden Forbidden Holy Ground and typing /dance until some biblically stupid shit happens to me

thank god there's gonna be a new .hack i need to be put in the computer coma ASAP

YouTube video by the101ondirectv DOA 4 - DIRECTV CGS (Championship Gaming Series)

esports has never reached highs like this in the time since we gotta bring shit like this back www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkaJ...

like seriously what do you want to happen? do you want to government to bail out highguard? are you seriously suggesting that to me right now? to my face? Get real

the longer the discourse extends the happier i am that highguard has flopped so hard. Sorry to the people that got laid off but not every game deserves to succeed based solely on the merit that it was made. At the end of the day, it needs to be good too, and also make money. Highguard did neither

idk man if a game got 100k players on launch day and then it immediately plummeted to like 500 players in 24 hours that might mean the game was just ass

A text box from the game Metal Gear Solid: Ghost Babel that reads a follows: SNAKE Life is worth living, even if it hurts you, SNAKE Even if you hurt in it.

Seeing ghost Babel pop up and thinking "hmm, why does that one ring a bell why I know that one?" Cut to 16 hours later I remember it's where life is worth living even if you hurt in it is from. God bless the gameboy color

Commission for Basilforreal #virgil #devilmaycry #capcom 🟦

spotify thought I was 79 so im curious to see what discord's guess is

If your full time job is talking about video games you should be obligated to learn a little bit about how games are made

a draft of a bluesky post that says "woohoo drafts baby lets go i love not posting"

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

If anybody thinks this is a joke

here's how you know bodycams on cops are useless at best: kristi noem is backing them

i only post things no one asked for but me from now on

it's equal parts great and bizarre to see someone in office who seems genuinely proud to be a public servant

everyone else: Wow Alex Streetfighter does some Kenny Omega moves now thats so cool
me: hell yeah spiral ddt fuck yeah lets go love that spiral ddt

I ain't believing shit until i see them push his big dead ass off a helicopter into the ocean like Optimus Prime

just finished getting all achievements in Vital Shell, ladies and gentlemen it's peak

James Cameron is such a fucking genius for realizing he could just make his own dumbass alien sci fi anime story but not say it's an anime so people think it's awesome instead of being weird about it because it's made in Japan

This is true, but it also sort of explains why $70 feels so much worse than $60 for games. $60 is like $50, but somehow $70 becomes $100

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

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