It's me JC!🤷🏻‍♂️🏳️‍🌈

Its our love and not the building we celebrated it in that’s suppose to and will stand the test of time, but seeing where we exchanged our vows being demolished is heart breaking😢

Top floor rear Honeymoon Suite gone, top floor front banquet space where ceremony held to follow

To the dumbass kid who ran through the light causing me to swerve otherwise I would’ve killed you. You better fucking pray to God Final Destination isn’t reality.

Along with your life, you owe me a change of drawers.

I know Likes are Love, but Re-Posts are power

"Come to BlueSky"
"BlueSky is where the resistance is"
"Everyone welcome at BlueSky"
"We all support each other at BlueSky"
"Blue Sky is the jam, why are on that other platform?"

You're the same fucking snobby thing as Twitter Mean Girls was, but w/o any opposition.

Sad really. But what will be sadder is seeing so many good Americans crying in the streets "but what could we have done?"

Land of the Free, Home of the Lazy as Fuck

...sponsored "march" with superduper clever signs and merch, 1000s & 1000s.

This says a few things.

-Americans still don't believe the worst will happen
-Americans only care when it fucks them sideways
-Americans have been so coddled for 250 years, they don't know how to stand up for themselves

I am very quickly starting to realize that most on social media only give a fuck about doing something to save our democracy, when it's "fun" or from the safety of their keyboard.

Call for general strike that will inconvenience us...crickets.

Call for a curated, sterilized, 2 hour...

...impact how many nazis are able to get to the parade & soil my streets of #DC.

It'll be:

-Peaceful
-Effective
-Out of reach from his "come down hard" on protests proclamation

The best part... we're hardly lifting a finger & exploiting the utter ignorance of #maga 7/7

...#maga sludge who all want to be first to suckle the nub of the Naked Emperor & will sell their own mother up the river to do so (exploiting🚫empathy can be fun).

I'll let you imagine the massive, cluster fuck of angry #maga cunts that will ensue & how it'll negatively...

6/7

...disobedience. You only need to cause a bottleneck at a few stations on each line to literally bring the entire 6 line system to a screeching halt.

Bring the system to a halt & now you have stations filled w/ zero patience, zero education, zero respect for anyone...

5/7

...and not always dependable Metro that does not do crowd control well, especially w/ crowds largely comprised of selfish ingrates & double especially at the line transfer points

So, at various stations outside #DC, we cause passenger bottlenecks w/ actions of civil...4/7

Starting the night before, the security perimeter goes into effect, closing the Potomac, airspace & locking in the limited access into & around the city for the next 24 hours.

The ONLY option for the "masses" of inbred filth (#maga rich will copter in) is our confusing... 3/7

#DC is a logistical nightmare on a normal day but his wank fest is gonna make that, a nightmare after a 7 day ketamine bender w/ Elon Musk.

Inside the city, foot & car traffic will be highly restricted. Vehicle routes into the city will be severely limited.2/7

PEACEFULLY thwart the Naked Emperor's Parade...in 7 parts

Trump's ego, fed w/ compliments & crowd sizes, is his entire being

If no one is lining the streets of #DC like adoring nazi fucks, his ego will shrivel up

So, we make it hard to get to the parade, but from outside #DC. 1/7

Dear social media demons I can make a moral, ethical( blood is not off the table)sacrifice to:

Please give me reach beyond that of my dead parents, 2nd grade teacher and my high school crush’s mother.

I was going to ask “who do you have to fuck to get reach” but I can’t get IVF being a guy

Please make sure your phones are fully charged today. You’re welcome

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…close, block, ban, criminalize whatever the fuck you want #maga, We Are Not Going Back

We Are NEVER Going Back!

If you thought #queers fighting to attain our rights was “militant”, wait until we’re forced to fight to keep them

#HappyPride🏳️‍🌈
#WorldPride
#LoveOneAnother

4/4

Not only did we plan ahead & reroute festivities, the #queer brand of civil unrest to usher in total societal collapse is so conveniently mobile

We can just pick up, scooch over a tad & continue on with our scorched earth destruction w/o batting a mascara laden eye

So…

3/4

…of #maga cunts, I can’t think of anything more volatile or with the highest potential to be destructive on a biblical scale, than the congregation of 1000s of non feces smearing #queers in a park celebrating a joyful, happy & proud time

Well, joke’s on you Trump…

2/4

a dog wearing a pink tutu and holding rainbow flags with the words happy pride above it ALT: a dog wearing a pink tutu and holding rainbow flags with the words happy pride above it

So Trump’s NPS is erecting a fence around #DupontCircle, traditional focal point of #GayDC & #GayPride

Reason: to prevent violence & vandalism. You know, the two proud pillars of #Pride🙄

I mean, besides Trump’s Jan 6, 2021 insurrection…

1/4

How to train your dragon, rated pg... can I see the X rated how to train your dragon, please? Thank you!!! : )

Posting shit on Twitter 2nite like it was 2015 & a living soul even knew it existed. so I bid the cesspool good night.

Leaving those miscreants a non-ancient, not remotely Chinese, but fitting proverb:

Junkie see junkie do, unless junkie witness naked emperor flinging his own poo. -credit, Me

Darn #queers comin’ out of the woodwork here in our Nation’s Capital

Yee-fuckin-haw Bitches! It’s #Pride…#WorldPride at that

50 yrs of #GayPride in #DC!

Fair warning… Fuck with us you #maga cunts & we’ll fuck right back but to your demise, NOT ours

#HappyPride2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

That's right. If someone takes it there, I'm gonna give 'em the tour.

I mean, if the gestapo is gonna open the door, my ass is gonna walk right in…

If I can see an outline of a thong through your dress, you’ve seriously defeated the point of a fucking thong.

#PantiesPSA

My advice for young, impressionable 2025 grads, staring into the abyss w/ terrified & blank looks of “now what?”: R-E-L-A-X

You have 30 yrs of this challenge called life until you’ll have to stare down the barrel of “fuck! now what?” again. but remember, your runway will be exponentially shorter

249 yrs ago we literally waged war against a great power over a tax on tea

King Trump taxes our entire lives & destroys the institutions we hold dear but all we do is post on social media.

We no longer deserve what our forefathers died for

Fun fact: you are not “innocently” criticizing the sovereign state of #Israel when you use the word “Zionist” with a negative connotation. You are just identifying yourself as a scum sucking antisemite undeserving of breath.