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* textiles * barn quilts * food * animals * gardens * Brooklyn—>Detroit * renovating a 1924 Craftsman (Fullerton) excruciatingly slowly. she/her #CronesofAnarchy

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no he’s attempting to build one and it’s failing miserably

16.02.2026 10:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you ever feel dumb, remember that billions of dollars' worth of propaganda did not work on you.

14.02.2026 14:12 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Two exceptionally derpy-looking mid 18th century French ceramic sphynxes who look like disapproving aunties

Two exceptionally derpy-looking mid 18th century French ceramic sphynxes who look like disapproving aunties

The bluer sphynx. She looks both repelled and intrigued at what you just said.

The bluer sphynx. She looks both repelled and intrigued at what you just said.

The redder sphynx. She looks like someone just farted at a funeral

The redder sphynx. She looks like someone just farted at a funeral

The two sphynxes seen facing each other. They’re kind of neat looking! But derpy. I wouldn’t expect good riddles from them tbh, their riddle game looks mad weak but their gossip game looks 11/10

The two sphynxes seen facing each other. They’re kind of neat looking! But derpy. I wouldn’t expect good riddles from them tbh, their riddle game looks mad weak but their gossip game looks 11/10

Good morning please enjoy these French porcelain sphynxes, they can’t believe you would actually post that, they are both repelled and intrigued

14.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 555    🔁 157    💬 3    📌 10

omg the cruelty is incomprehensible. these are gaddam children 😞

14.02.2026 01:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your statement so dead on 🎯

14.02.2026 01:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fetterman is such a massive disappointment, no pun intended

14.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the level of cognitive dissonance going on in that cunts head must be off the charts

11.02.2026 19:44 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

love this! Just ordered one for my bumper ❤️

11.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

100 years ago, jettisoned along the way for lucrative evil

10.02.2026 23:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know the reason, they identify with buttholes

10.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

jackasses. beyond pathetic, whatever that is

10.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just felt this on the way to work this am, passing the empty storefront. Travesty. 😞

10.02.2026 18:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the proportion of her dress really bothers me…it’s too long for her torso

09.02.2026 14:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I didn’t understand any of it and am glad.

08.02.2026 00:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know…I worked as a web developer/art director for 5 years (Web 1.0) and in the thousands of web pages I designed or coded, this never happened. Not even once. How are people getting less good at this after all this time? No proofreading? None? One lonely coder working alone?

08.02.2026 00:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it’s easy. Shop local, if possible.

08.02.2026 00:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What if I simply went outside and shot the snow with a gun

07.02.2026 12:51 — 👍 1084    🔁 75    💬 59    📌 19

heh

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07.02.2026 12:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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thank you so much! It came back on this am, I think it overheated. sigh

04.02.2026 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“radical self management “ 😂😂😂

04.02.2026 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

gaddam it. 8 degrees. Furnace just crapped out.

04.02.2026 08:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

NO. We want ICE completely abolished. They’re already blatantly committing murder. Start fresh. Stop with toothless suggestions they’re going to totally ignore!! They’re ignoring the law right now every day. Pull ALL the funding right NOW. Thank you!

04.02.2026 01:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

these assholes just never stop scamming

03.02.2026 23:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Jill Biden's ex-husband arrested and charged with killing his current wife William Stevenson, 77, is facing a charge of first-degree murder more than a month after police responded to a domestic dispute at a home in Delaware.

holy crap wtf is going on.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

03.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This post is the GOAT.

03.02.2026 19:39 — 👍 1519    🔁 674    💬 67    📌 58

they’re not going to follow the fucking law!!

01.02.2026 19:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I remember a college professor of mine going on a rant about how the world was owned and ruined by “five old white men on yachts”

And I remember thinking, well, it’s probably more that people don’t examine their own actions, it’s not like a couple of people control the world

But you know what

31.01.2026 19:21 — 👍 4854    🔁 861    💬 33    📌 0

I was working as a web developer then and remember this!! holy shit

31.01.2026 23:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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