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i played the MINECRAFT ALPHA when i was in COLLEGE

it cost FIFTEEN DOLLARS

i found out about it in an IRC CHANNEL

wikipedia summary of "venus of hohle fels", erotic sculpture created 41,000 years ago

anti porn activists: "fight the new drug!"

the new drug:

the kind of movie that makes you have unkind thoughts about the people who made it!

love a movie where the protagonist learns nothing

lmao high fidelity is bad

the vibes could not be more mixed

yes to be clear i'm not trying to exonerate anyone, i think they should get out of the hot tub

what i definitely DON'T think is that anyone is staying there because of a sincerely held belief that they have to. this idea is, most charitably, cognitive dissonance.

i don't think everyone on twitter is a secret nazi. i think they're addicted to the ambient hostility. twitter is a hot tub in a snow storm and it's too uncomfortable to get out.

you're the second person today who found this post and explained the punchline of my own joke to me what is going on

yes, sorry, this is the joke i was making

if i don't shoot the messenger who's going to hold him accountable??

sleep

ouh

i truly believe in my heart of hearts that perverts are more organized and resilient than prudes.

Getting There

Being There

most confusing sequel tbh

will u go to prom w me?

[ ] yes
[ ] remind me later

it would be very bad for the economy

i would not wish on the monkeys paw that they all could be california girls

i can't take it anymore

blessed are the insatiable, for they shall inherit giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

he never turns inwards. he never seeks freedom from his own desires. he is in the lowest of hells and doesn't even know it. if timmy turner were king midas he would survey his hardened domain and ask dionysus for silver.

again and again he faces the futility of barely restricted access to the objects of his basest desires, and even when it turns sideways for the thousandth time he still does not grow tired of wishing.

"the fairly odd parents" is the most cynical, spiritually bankrupt addition to the wish fulfillment canon. timmy turner's life is an interminable buffet of sensory delights and his appetite is never satisfied.

ask me this same question any other day for a completely different list

floating points, pharoah sanders, & the london philharmonic orchestra - promises

boris - flood

charli xcx - brat

in no particular order

kendrick lamar - to pimp a butterfly

big thief - dragon new warm mountain i believe in you

MF DOOM - MM..FOOD

machine girl - WLFGRL+

missy elliott - under construction

geordie greep - the new sound

danny brown & jpegmafia - scaring the hoes

ramana maharshi: "the thing to do is concentrate on the seer and not on the seen, not on the objects, but on the light which reveals them."

8,647 terminally online armchair psychologists: "by the authority of tiktok i diagnose you"

all the "this is dissociation and it's bad actually" comments on this video cannot be real lmao

no it's not

go outside

still going