John of the Lost Cloud

I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.

I’ve spent a good chunk of my career relying on American science and engineering to keep me alive. Yesterday, RFK Jr. testified at the U.S. Senate Finance Committee. It was sad to see him try to destroy the life’s work of so many American scientists. He shouldn’t be in this job.

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." 

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

We could have had a taco truck on every corner, and instead, we have to settle for a TACO in the White House.

Americans think nothing bad will ever happen to them when something new and horrible happens to them every single day in the form of executive orders, court rulings, and laws passed.

Thank you. I feel invisible most of the time. My family complains constantly about money they have to send to help out, and they blame me for everything. My sister accuses me of doing nothing. My Mother is a stroke victim. She needs someone with her constantly. It's really hard sometimes.

personally would like to see every store show what part of the price increase is due to tariffs bc if these tariffs ever come down, i need to see that price go right back down

Hey Donold, Joe Biden brought Brittney Griner home from a Russian gulag, but you can’t bring home Kilmar Abrego García? You gonna let Joe be a better dealmaker than you?

I bought 2 eighteen-packs of eggs today, and now I feel like I'm rich.

SpaceX is actually ACME, isn’t it

I'm not a parody account, you're a parody species.

They still make those pens. I have one for my bank account ledger.

ERCOT issues Weather Watch ahead of extreme Arctic front arriving Tuesday The Electric Reliability Council of Texas, the agency managing the state's power grid, issued a Weather Watch on Monday due to an Arctic front arriving on Tuesday.

Right now Ted Cruz is thinking about booking a flight to Cancun.
www.nbcdfw.com/weather/weat...

'bout time

This. 👇

2025 has been my least favorite decade so far.

Tomorrow's daytime theme on Turner Classic Movies (TCM)
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They told me I'd never be good at poetry because Im dyslexic. But so far Ive made 3 jugs and a vase and they're lovely.

There's no Felon without elon...

Zing!

Picture of Jon Stewart & John Oliver.

I had a dream where John Stewart was President and John Oliver was his Secretary of State.

The world was a much better place.

He's afraid of tiny crowds and getting his hair messed up.

California Fire Facts | Governor Gavin Newsom Get the facts about the Los Angeles fires.

smart to do this ... maybe responsible media will consult gavinnewsom.com/california-f...

a man with a beard is standing in front of a red wall and making a gesture with his hand . ALT: a man with a beard is standing in front of a red wall and making a gesture with his hand .

Congratulations! We are all within hours of surviving 2024 & ready to face the challenges of the decade that will be 2025.

Abbott is a dumbass. Someone should make him a "Super Dumbass" suit.

My neighbors with the fireworks want to wish us all a happy 10:15pm.