gooseberry 🪿🍓

Two small pearl oyster mushrooms grow out of the side of a punky log. The leftover detritus of winter clings to them under a gray spring sky. All photos by me

Here are some nice mushrooms

Is anyone here? I need to talk about my obsession with Jamie Campbell Bower 🥸

But what about bread and spinach dip??

If you live in Ontario, GO VOTE. We only have 6% early voting which is ridiculously low.

GET FORD OUT.

I'm going to college for Office Administration in the fall and I'm so excited but so nervous 🥸

I'm watching Little House on the Prairie and Laura just punched Nellie in the nose for sticking it where it doesn't beling and I'm cackling 😂

Finishing all the Warriors books - not incl the one(s) coming out soon

I don't think I want a new year this time around, I want a gently used year like a 2015 or maybe a 1998 if it's in good shape idk

Oh okay ☠️ called out

I'm on a mission trying to get all the OG covers for the first 5 arcs of Warriors, and 😮‍💨😮‍💨 I knew it would be expensive, but it doesn't take long to blow through $200 of gift cards

☀️ Leo
🌘 Scorpio
⬆️ Gemini
Bonus: Venus Virgo

I don't know if I just watched it too much in school around the holidays or what, but it's not funny 🫢

Please don't cancel me but I don't like the movie Elf 🫥

Indigo needs to go back to their Chapters roots bc I'm tired of walking in the store and feeling like I walked into a mental hospital. Bring back the fireplaces and comfy chairs. Gimme the plaid carpet back. Bring back to cozy vibes where you were allowed to stay for hours and just read a book

We’re cancelling the guilty part of guilty pleasures. Wanna read romance books and drink cheap wine? Valid. Watch the trashiest reality show and scroll through Amazon? I support this. Listen to the same early 2000s pop song a thousand times in a row? Why stop there? Find that joy and SQUEEZE.

Monthly plea

I want auroras and sad prose
I want to watch wisteria grow right over my bare feet

The only Christmas music I tolerate is the music in a Charlie Brown Christmas 🤣🤣 bc it's mostly just the melodies and no words

Bestie I hate it here

I'm too tired to maintain it, which sounds awful, but I've been trying so hard to be on my phone less and take more time for myself. I used to make myself so available to people and it drained me so much

Serving bread with cold butter is a hate crime

Proof your public library loves you: they leave you alone while you read, they don’t mind when you bring your kids over, and they’ll let you borrow any of their books, even the hardcovers

My old store never played Christmas music, but my current one does and I am FIGHTING for my life. If I hear Santa Clause is coming to Town or Jingle Bells one more fucking time I'll go insane

Wait until they find out I'm the Sleepytime tea bear

I love kids, but unless it's family or close friends, I don't know how to talk to them 🥲 I grew up faster thanks to being parentified, so I don't know how to keep it start a convo without sounding like I'm being fake 😭 cuz I'm not, I'm just awkward

I know, I just meant in this specific text. I read it like 5 times trying to understand 🥲🤣

Spotify wrapped didn't include my podcast stats and honestly what the fuck

Text from a warriors book (about a society of cats that live wild in a forest) “"ShadowClan has the favor of Star Clan," Tigerstar swept on, ignoring the interruption. "We are blessed because we survived the sickness, and I have received the blessing of our warrior ancestors most of all because it was my task to restore the Clan and make it great again."”

YOU GUYS 😳

Am I fucking stupid or something bc where does it say Tigerstar is orange 😭 or implied? Help a walnut head out pls

HAHAHA true though