Mitch Rocket 🚀

While I’m on the MTG hot takes, Greasefang should be banned in Pioneer

Azorius Control is just legal roping, change my mind

YEAH it will!

Sounds like someone wants to bump the “not releasing the Epstein Files” story out of the news

This is a niche one, may it find its way to its correct audience

Dear Windows,

I have never, and will never, want to turn on sticky keys because I pressed shift.

Best regards,
Mitch

We’re back! Next show is Saturday August 23rd at the Make Out Room in San Francisco with the homies @ofteneasy.bsky.social and Portland neo-soul sensations Bendrethegiant Mark your calendars!🗓️

No Trump stickers allowed! The billionaires and Republicans are working together to swindle and disenfranchise us. A song is a small way to fight back, but I hope you’ll all sing along.

🎶 Dirty and Wrong (Fuck You Jeff Bezos) - Mitch Rocket 🎶

God I love Snarky Puppy

No Trump stickers allowed! The billionaires and Republicans are working together to swindle and disenfranchise us. A song is a small way to fight back, but I hope you’ll all sing along.

🎶 Dirty and Wrong (Fuck You Jeff Bezos) - Mitch Rocket 🎶

Mine has recently started correcting and to ‘abd’ and there to ‘therr’ so that’s fun

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Hello new followers! Not sure where y’all are coming from but guess I’ll reintroduce myself. I’m a musician and radio DJ based in San Francisco. My band makes ‘Yacht Grunge’ - a mix of Steely Dan and Soundgarden.

Let me know where you’re from/how you came across my profile in the comments!

This is a great idea, I’m going to start doing this

I get like 10 of these messages a week, all from different numbers, mostly addressed to my dad.

I’m not sure they realize how hard this backfires. It makes me wish I could unsubscribe from the DNC forever, it makes me never want to donate to any candidate who’s gonna sell my number to this list.

Welp, guess I’ve gotta take up running

Has not endorsed a single housing bill yet demands communities do the impossible and eliminate the fruits of his inaction.

Like the River?? I hardly know her!

The new Stern Grove tickets really sucks. I won the lottery, but apparently I had to click a button to ‘claim’ the tickets within 3 days or lose them, so I lost them

Haven’t had a bad experience with Experian yet, but I feel like it’s only a matter of time

It’s crazy that companies as incompetent as TransUnion and Equifax have all of our most sensitive data and there’s no way to opt out

Please stop! I’ll take a livable planet over all this hallucinated info…

By age 30, you should have:
• apple bottom jeans
• boots with the furr
• baggy sweatpants
• reeboks with the straps

Hey folks, we just released a new EP and it’s a banger if I do say so myself - from indie pop to heady psych rock 🌀

It’s hard out here for independent musicians to get their music heard, so please listen and share with a friend!

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Apparently the “case management” app they set us up with just 2 years ago is no longer getting updates, they’ve moved on to “nonprofit cloud”. But get this, to get nonprofit cloud we would have to set everything up from scratch again, new consultants, another 50k potentially down the drain. FFS 🤦‍♂️

Fuckin Salesforce man

Thanks to Mitch Rocket @mitchrocket.bsky.social for playing Seal Party in your Mitches Brew! We’re delighted to spin next to you, whirling-dervish style. Now I need to hear these other bands.

Ayyy thank you

Green decks would have a great blocker they could play early and save a lot of damage from red decks, but it wouldn’t give them any crazy advantages over other decks that I can think of

My reasoning is this: the biggest problem is that red aggro decks are too powerful and kill too fast, making many slower decks too unwieldy to play - especially mono green. This is would balance the scales a little ⚖️

We’re playing a show tomorrow! The theater is playing some cool archival NASA footage behind us! It will be fun! You should come! Exclamation!