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working on my juris frogtor new at πŸͺ•, slightly less new at 🎻 will ship anyone with anyone probably ACAB (All Cops Are Bisexual) https://archiveofourown.org/users/valentinesfrog

15 Followers  |  19 Following  |  60 Posts  |  Joined: 04.09.2025  |  1.8362

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catholics get to do both every sunday

17.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

this morning i paid an etsy witch to cast a spell slash manifest more canon EO content by the end of season 27. i’m just announcing this here so that when it happens you know exactly who to thank. you’re welcome.

11.10.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey.i domt like thsi shit. what the fuck is happening right now

10.10.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

it is 1:52 in the ay em and i am writing songs about civil procedure. i think i need a lobotomy. or maybe law schools just been lobotomizing me this whole time

11.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

according to the back of this book richard freer’s cats are named manchego (manny for short) and churro. i will name my first born after them instead.

11.10.2025 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

richard freer i owe you my entire life. i would name my first born after you but i don’t want them to have to share a name with dick wolf so i’m not gonna do that. but i would have otherwise. know that.

11.10.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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the tall and sad law student learning civil procedure (22nd edition)

11.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD HEYYYYYYYY πŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—πŸ’šπŸ’—

09.10.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just had the most productive day of i think my entire 22 years of life. i swear to god i have never accomplished more in twelve hours than i did today. i guess i need to wait another 22 years for the stars to align that perfectly again. 44 year old frog, im wishing you the best.

06.10.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all in Elliot’s beard

03.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kathy Stabler is confused.

Kathy Stabler is confused.

03.10.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what the fuck is even happening

03.10.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

see this is where we disagree because i think maybe the absolute worst period of my life to have read this in was a transitionary one

02.10.2025 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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today on the plane i read a book all the way through for the first time in years and it left me sitting in my room sobbing. susanna clarke you are a genius. why are you using your immense brilliance to hurt me in this way.

01.10.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i learned about nutria literally three hours ago. this could not have been better timed

30.09.2025 23:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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sorry he’s busy with a Source

30.09.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

IF YOU FIND OUT LET ME KNOW BECAUSE I CANT KEEP HAVING THIS SAME CONVERSATIONβ€”

30.09.2025 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he’s doing such a good job too

30.09.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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keeping the world safe, one frog at a time

30.09.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

:/.

30.09.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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froggy’s on an adventure

30.09.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, you’re in the right here. we stan a first amendment baddie

26.09.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao3

26.09.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

love you <3

26.09.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Love you." #SVU

26.09.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Having a completely sane and normal reaction to this

26.09.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i think all of us did. except Anon Barbie. Anon Barbie Remembers.

26.09.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

that journalist from that episode where liv leaks the anthrax (?) story to him and then he gets sent to jail bc he won’t reveal her as his source

26.09.2025 00:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

maggie i choked

25.09.2025 01:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A fav black and white movie:

Roman Holiday :)

25.09.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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