Salty

Illustration of a car with a seal and a shark inside. The seal is driving and the text above says "The horrors persist but so do I"

gotta keep moving 🦈

Illustration of a mango dragon. The shell is a diced mango. Colors used are orange, yellow, and green

Mango dragon 🥭

comic of a shark in bed with the text "everyday i have to get out of bed"

the struggle

Illustration of a watermelon dragon thats very round in shape. Amazingly orb like. Colors used are mainly green and light yellow. They like frolicking in fields and rolling down hills.

watermelon dragon 🍉

illustration of digimon characters agumon, gabumon, patamon, gomamon, gatomon, biyomon, palmon, and tentomon

i love digimon

illustration featuring two norse mythology monsters. One is fafnir the dragon and the other Fenrir the wolf

nordic friends 🐲🐺

Illustration of a black tip reef shark but turned into a dragon. Colors used are mostly greyish blues They are a friendly energetic fellow, yeah they bite but its all in the name of love

black tip reef shark but as a dragon

Me: How much for the big goth torpedo?

Marine scientist: That’s an orca.

a little black scottie dog pup climbs toward the camera from atop an orange velour chair. natural light beams in from the right, highlighting his dark fur to almost look like shades of blue. he has a tiny gold medallion on his collar that is stamped with his name: Roo.

This is Roo. He is the quaintest little guy to ever live. 12/10 would be delighted to pet

Illustration of a hydrangea but as a dragon. Colors used are mainly pink, blue, and purple hues. The pun is the hydra is a greek monster and hydrangea has hydra in it

Hydrangea dragon 🌸

Comic of a shark telling you their new years resolution Mako is the name of the shark. "Hello Mako!" "What is your goal this year? "Mako: I want to eat" "Healthier?" "Mako: No"

New years resolution 🦈

Currently having to play cutthroat "Matching" against my three year old.

Definitely not cosmic recompense for the girl who used to walk around with a Ziploc bag of laminated Matching cards, hunting for unsuspecting opponents.

you are not "rocking a bucket hat. no one "rocks" a bucket hat. you are "smooth jazzing" the bucket hat at best

I ♥️ your fics and you are a saint for putting this thread together. Happy holidays!

Me and spouse opening kid's train set for assembly: "Oh this is fucking SICK."

It's that time of year!

If you're sick
Don't be a dick
Stay the fuck home
Amen

It’s Appa!

Illustration of some spicy peppers but taken more litteral

Spicy peppers 🌶
✨️ #art

Write a draft of both and see which one flows better? You could always do an outtake for the smut lovers!

illustration of animals with sharp objects shiba is holding a knife cat is holding a knife husky is holding an axe shark is holding a butcher knife goose is holding a katana axolotl is holding an axe mouse is holding a greatsword fox is holding a knife raccoon is holding a knife

Animals with sharp objects
🔪🔪🔪 #art

slept in late
totally forgot
it was Monday
feels like
the holidays
have started
the grinch
is humming
White Christmas

35 tonne truck? WE EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST!!
#WorldBollardAssociation

Pharmacy tech today had a MHA pin, so we had a lovely conversation about our shared interest that wouldn't have ever been mentioned otherwise.

Keep reppin your nerd badges, buttons, tats, and bumper stickers...we shall find each other!

Illustration of some puppy sharks Baby sharks are actually called pups Featured are white, hammer, mako saw, nurse, lemon, whale, thresher, basking, black tip, white tip, caribbean reef

Puppy Sharks
🦈 #art #sharks

A digital painting of a large, round, glass observatory. Out the windows we see whale sharks and manta rays, covered in golden/orange star. In the foreground, a girl is seen painting the whale sharks, and a small orange dog looks up at the scene from the other side of the room

The Observatory 🐋🌟

Ever want to hard slam the reset button and go live in a shack in the woods where no one can find you or talk to you for approximately 7-10 years?

I love these!

It's 2024, can we stop burning our lawn leaves?? There's got to be a better way.