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@thaus76.bsky.social

Purveyor of snark in the beautiful blue dot of Kalamazoo. All comments in sarcasm font.

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Weird, I don’t see “orange face”or “lack of soul” listed in the symptoms of chronic venous insufficiency. #trump #MAGA

18.07.2025 10:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Trump wants Canada's digital services tax gone before trade talks resume | CBC News U.S. President Donald Trump says he's ending all trade discussions with Canada to hit back at Ottawa for slapping a tax on web giants — and he wants it removed before negotiations can begin again.

If he’s not careful he’s gonna stomp himself right out of his diaper.

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

28.06.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just want Hannah Waddingham to play Annie Lennox in a biopic. Too much to ask?

08.06.2025 02:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

*pauses tariffs after finding out where tanning beds and golf balls are made*

10.04.2025 11:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hear that Martha is going to tell Wreck-It Donald about life on the inside and they’ll just call it good. #InsiderTrading

10.04.2025 10:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Martha went to prison, maybe she can just tell TFG about her experience and that’ll count as remediation since we all know he’ll never see the inside himself.

10.04.2025 10:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smartest national treasure, right there. Always nailing what we’re thinking, and with a mic drop. Can’t wait to vote him into the Oval Office.

27.03.2025 11:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Collins: Do you think someone should be fired over this?

Buttigieg: Absolutely… if there’s not accountability for a screw up like this, especially from a president who used to fire people on television for sport, what are we even doing here..

25.03.2025 01:46 — 👍 51295    🔁 12261    💬 909    📌 542
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I would like to nominate Maxwell Smart for national security advisor.

25.03.2025 01:32 — 👍 77254    🔁 17011    💬 3050    📌 1624

Encryption is not an invisibility cloak, dumbass. #ResignHegseth

25.03.2025 11:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As well as wreaking havoc on the economy of our very good neighbors to the North.

21.03.2025 16:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same glue Elon uses to keep his human mask on all day?

21.03.2025 15:11 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if they use the same glue on the Cyber Truck panels as Musk uses to keep his human mask attached. #ElonMusk #TeslaTakedown #DOGE

21.03.2025 10:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Devour feculence, Schumer.

15.03.2025 01:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rumor at this point, checking around for solid confirmation.

13.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Antigens knocked down, must bring ‘em up again!

02.03.2025 20:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Slava Ukraini

02.03.2025 12:50 — 👍 14318    🔁 3842    💬 151    📌 144

If efficiency and savings is truly the goal, I hope the “gold card” visas that are being proposed will be made by melting down one of Trump’s toilets. #FOTUS #DOGE

26.02.2025 12:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is what I’ve been screaming from the start. Somebody has their eyes on developing the Central Valley and this is the cheapest way to get it.

20.02.2025 12:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When you quit your job and there is no acknowledgment from management that the message was received, did you really quit?

19.02.2025 22:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I said: I’m preparing for an interview.
What I meant: I’m fantasizing about how to quit my job with the most audacious mic drop possible.

14.02.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Methinks the real hell is going to break loose for America when the consequences of Trump eliminating USAID while simultaneously working to displace the people of Gaza finally come to a head.

12.02.2025 11:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are witnessing America’s death by 1000 toilet paper cuts.

06.02.2025 00:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking dumbass.

05.02.2025 02:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Yes, It’s a Coup and Yes, It’s Targeting You January 6 was nothing compared to the current mob of thugs intent on tearing apart our country’s very system of government.

Snap out of it, America. The warning lights are flashing red. My latest. www.thedailybeast.com/yes-its-a-co...

04.02.2025 16:44 — 👍 7518    🔁 2721    💬 234    📌 126

He’d be the perfect guest. You’d never run out if wine, bread or fish.

29.01.2025 11:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A bird's-eye view of a former Auschwitz II-Birkenau camp showing a wide dirt pathway flanked by parallel rows of barbed-wire fences. Groups of visitors walk along the path, surrounded by the remnants of brick structures and barracks, now reduced to foundations. Green grass contrasts with the somber history of the site, as the path leads toward a guard tower in the distance.

A bird's-eye view of a former Auschwitz II-Birkenau camp showing a wide dirt pathway flanked by parallel rows of barbed-wire fences. Groups of visitors walk along the path, surrounded by the remnants of brick structures and barracks, now reduced to foundations. Green grass contrasts with the somber history of the site, as the path leads toward a guard tower in the distance.

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers.

This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder.

Auschwitz took time.

27.01.2025 10:00 — 👍 53354    🔁 22682    💬 1070    📌 1738

Thinking about starting a group called Athiests for Jesus. Christians seem to be taking him out of their equation, and he appears be a pretty stand-up guy.

28.01.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Steve Miller Band wants to reach out and grab ya, Corey Hart spies on people from behind his sunglasses like a creeper…80’s musicians really knew how to make a person feel safe.

26.01.2025 18:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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