@falcoholicmatt.bsky.social
Very occasional Falcons writer, very frequent Falcons complainer.
Someone in my fantasy football league sent my team name to ChatGPT for the most cutting burn I’ve ever experienced in my life
02.08.2025 23:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yesssssss
01.08.2025 02:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Wait is THE STORM STARTING!?!?!
20.07.2025 11:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shocked to find out Q was at least partially correct in that at least one top person in the government was part of a pedo ring.
20.07.2025 11:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We’re all shocked to find out Brady fucking sucks.
14.07.2025 15:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Watching the Titan documentary about that sub that blew up looking at the Titanic and forgot I saw this guy recently.
29.06.2025 00:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This means nothing until I see Zohran eating that god forsaken wet sandwich.
24.06.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Sunday Ticket is likely costing $75 per Falcons win. It’d almost be cheaper to go to the games.
20.06.2025 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I speak three French words but it was enough to get me drunk on limoncello a block from here
18.06.2025 18:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I yelled “28-3” at a boat please clap
15.06.2025 12:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I want to blame Terry but once I spent $60 on a steak and it too had lasting financial ramifications.
13.06.2025 20:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Can you put something classy there? Maybe flowers on the side table between the two cuck chairs? Oh yeah, orchids work. Thanks.
12.06.2025 19:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fucking worth it at twice that price.
09.06.2025 14:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It’s always the ones you most suspect.
07.06.2025 17:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Some of yall can’t handle 2 high - weird blue check guy
Me watching football teams that can’t run the ball
06.06.2025 02:17 — 👍 3703 🔁 223 💬 55 📌 13
Lobster fight meme, but it's all The Worst Person You Know
Twitter right now
05.06.2025 20:47 — 👍 7734 🔁 1561 💬 40 📌 43Seen it better described as Drake v. Drake.
05.06.2025 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Arthur Smith is aligned with Aaron Rodgers that America went through a plandemic and the two are already talking about how unfair the estate tax is.
05.06.2025 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Elon Musk, welcome to the resistance.
05.06.2025 20:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The good news: NFL teams can either trade for Kirk Cousins or sign the nanobots guy.
24.05.2025 15:51 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0We live in such a stupid timeline that I keep finding quotes that simply cannot be real. Then I watch the video and am proven wrong ~95% of the time.
24.05.2025 15:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Same thing as me and my wife and I miss her every day
23.05.2025 14:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Derek Carr is an American hero.
22.05.2025 18:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Scams are good, including for the idiot bag holders.”
22.05.2025 16:39 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
21.05.2025 00:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
AI will be like a remote control that lets you fast forward through things you don’t want to do, until you learn the importance of those things you’re skipping just like Adam Sandler at the end of Click.
20.05.2025 19:18 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
