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Fucking Cheeseheads would probably try to roll out a fucking polka band for their halftime show. Brian Walinski and the Lombardi Five featuring Uncle Brett on the accordion.

27.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does seem very much like @govpritzker.illinois.gov might be full of shit when it comes to his staged photo ops. I'm sure he'll have a great explanation for the cameras.

17.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

But, the ability to discharge is completely within the discretion of the state once the federalization ends. While the state may not be able to prosecute for crimes committed during federalization, they can absolutely discharge once federalization ends. That's been settled for over a century.

07.10.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Once they are no longer under federal control, they are no longer under UCMJ. Sorry for your loss.

05.10.2025 03:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Governor should inform his troops in Illinois that if they follow these types of orders, when they are returned to Illinois authority, they will be dishonorably discharged.

04.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2A

03.10.2025 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not if Mike Pence has the courage

28.09.2025 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If the Fire Department orders something torn down and it's not torn down, the Fire Department generally has the authority to remove it themselves. What are they waiting for?

26.09.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

At this point, we need to know the identities of those security guards who are just standing there.

This POS has apparently been assaulting people regularly in this facility. Those security guards should have already trespassed him from the facility. And yes, he can be trespassed even as an agent.

26.09.2025 11:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why?

21.09.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Maybe @schumer.senate.gov should write a strongly worded 17 point letter. That'll get it done. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

21.09.2025 13:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If a steward of any cultural institution needs outside pressure to do right things, they are wholly unqualified to be stewards. Stewardship fundamentally requires moral character, which inherently demands doing the right thing even when no one is looking, let alone demanding it.

21.09.2025 13:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A lot of the laws are actually already in place; they just need to be properly enforced, especially when schools purposely and recklessly place children's identities into the cybersphere in order to provision them with online accounts on platforms known to be filled with truly harmful content.

20.09.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ironically, one of the greatest true threats to children's online safety comes from the very institutions created to prepare our children for adulthood: schools. And the best way to protect children remains the very persons schools have been actively undermining for years on this issue: parents.

20.09.2025 23:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a serious question: do they actually truly believe we're in the culture war they've been drumming up? Or do certain self-interested persons merely recognize they can manipulate others by taking advantage of their normal orientations by controlling what they most frequently observe?

13.09.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Tariffs are just a government engaging in free speech." -John Roberts, probably

11.09.2025 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's why they want so desperately to change the textbooks. That's also what the last round of fascists did. They spent a lot of effort changing what children learned and didn't learn.

31.08.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Call up your own troops and defend your state. Give the wives of Trump's weekend warriors lifetime benefits.

28.08.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

None of that world salad mumbo jumbo makes any sense. Goodbye.

12.08.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, it's not. They knew what they were signing up to do. They've known from the beginning. Have you ever been recruited by our military? Sat through the recruitment process? Signed your name on the line? Didn't think so.

12.08.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, he's claiming that drinking and smoking on a porch is a "violent crime"? Tell him to get his jackboot off the stairs to the porch and get his ass back on the public sidewalk.

12.08.2025 14:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As an American citizen against whom your Guardsman are engaging in an act of terrorism and war, I hope this has devastating effects on them, their families, and workplaces.

I hope it breaks all of them. I hope it has lasting and devastating impacts equal to or greater than the harms they cause.

12.08.2025 13:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every Guardsman also voluntarily committed to become a jackboot willing to leave their wives and children to oppress their fellow citizens under a false notion of honor and service that has been disproven for decades in which power and authority have fully replaced service and social protection.

12.08.2025 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Still a declaration of war by the US Army against civilians. They should be treated accordingly. And every one of them should know that they will not be enjoying pensions or benefits after leaving the military. Those discharges will be changed to dishonorable in a heartbeat.

12.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So, he declared war on DC. Residents should respond accordingly.

11.08.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, if there's good news in that, it's probably that the average pro se litigant is probably much more competitive against this federal government than prior administrations. They might not have the deep pockets of these large firms, but are probably just as likely to win.

31.07.2025 13:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's because Google lets governments in the front door.

29.07.2025 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone tried to separate me from my kids, they wouldn't be going home.

27.07.2025 09:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A point of order may be in order here: if memory serves correctly, the person being pursued in the white Bronco was acquitted at the trial related to that car chase because the people in the cop cars were extremely racist and bad at their jobs.

26.07.2025 17:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hear Argentina offers some impressive retirement opportunities.

25.07.2025 19:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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