CMVRider

send help, I’m having a terrible time 😂
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#horse #trailride #drafthorse #bayroan

Coco loves you 😘
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#horse #drafthorse #bayroan

Friday’s the first day my young #horse will be back in work and the barn besties are planning an on- property trail lesson! Coco and I going to be a couple slob kebabs but TRAIL RIDE WOO 😂

My #horse has spent her summer throwing shoes instead of riding so this summer massage which I’ve had on the books for months is completely necessary 🤦‍♀️🙄🤣😭

If I didn’t like my job I’d absolutely pursue a career in #equestrian #retail

🤠saw on FB that there was a loose horse up near my barn, so I packed a spare halter. Sure enough a couple guys came around looking for him, and on my way home I saw him on the side of the road with the loose horse with no halter! Glad I could lend a hand. Just another day around CSRA 😂

Why yes, I do stop at the store on my way to the barn because I like the way I look in my boots and breeches. how did you know?🤣

I just had one of those rides I needed, not the ride I wanted. And now I have to work at my stupid job but cannot focus on anything but today’s ride 😬 #equestrian

When you get your period AND encouragement for your trainer 😭 the tears are FLOWING 😂😭

Pink and blue matching saddle pad and riding outfit

Tomorrow’s my first #riding lesson in probably 2 months! Already picked out my #ootd and #saddlepad 🤓 so excited #equestrian 🐴

Young Lust by Pink Floyd is the cocaine-iest song ever written

In just a couple weeks I’ll have a sound #horse and trailer and I’ll be able to go trail #riding!! This summer’s been rough so far, and I’ve got a serious case of #equestrian FOMO 😫 so I’m really looking forward to it 🐴

I want to buy a black #gelding and name him Edgar Allen #Pony

I finally bought my first #horse trailer. Shopping for one was a pain in the ass, and having no experience, I was terrified at first. But now that I’m on the other side I’m beyond excited to go on little field trips with my Coco 😄🐴

Homemade, natural fly spray is usually just salad dressing 😂

I’m not a chronic treat feeder, so how on earth does my #mare know I got a full pocket just by walking in the pasture? 😂

Ya’ll tip your equine body workers, right??

Starting a band named “Serviceably Sound”

Casually ISO 2h slant load bumper pull stock trailer under 8k in/around Aiken. Happy to drive up to 3hrs for the right one

On an Aldi budget with Fresh Market taste

I need and want a horse trailer of my own (I board) but in reality I’m afraid I’ll be too afraid to use it. I’d really feel SO much safer with a horse van and this is something I feel really strongly about. But they cost as much as a house 😭

Broken dressage saddle

I reallyreallyreally love my bareback pad so I guess I have an excuse to use it more often now

This (purposely) childless atheist is irritated by “happy Easter” as a greeting between adults, and even more irritated she took a pause from smoking on 4 fuckin 20 . In this house, it’s just Sunday bitch don’t talk to me

Been there 😫

Idk the moon needs to change phases or something. I’m just minding my own business, meanwhile the universe is literally saying “buy this ugly foal for $850” and “take on this free project horse” trying to long-con me into bankruptcy in 3yrs. I need some crystals or something to protect my wallet

Having a horse with good feet is true wealth

A young roan horse standing nicely

~3.5yrs old, ~a thousand lbs,~15hh. 100% perfection 😍

Everyone should do this!

Land Rover / Defender / whatever they’re calling Kentucky’s 3DE is coming up soon folks. Now’s a good time to review your equine pain and stress signals

One thing about me is I’ll absolutely set a number I’m comfortable spending on a larger purchase and not even have that figure in my bank account 😂