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That earthquake was kind of scary, actually.

LOVE this one and perfect pick for Criterion. The VHS deserved an upgrade.

‘Phantasm’ Star Reggie Bannister Enters Hospice Care; Fans Can Send Cards & Letters to This Address Phantasm franchise star Reggie Bannister is entering home hospice care, and he’d like to hear from you. As anyone who ever met him at a convention or worked with him on a movie can attest, Bannister i...

We've learned today that Phantasm franchise hero Reggie Bannister has entered hospice care. It's time to rally and show Reggie how much he means to us fans. Here's how to send well wishes and cards of support his way:

Jasmine Crockett: "The problem is that Americans thought it was okay to take a full fledged criminal and make him the President of the US and then they want to act aghast when he does criminal things. Let me tell you, we have a thug in charge of the US and if we don't wake up we may not have a US"

There is it! As much as it would’ve been a dream to work on these at Scream, I’m so happy to see WB going for this release and will be a day one purchaser.

show some love to your local faith leaders as we brace for ICE ❤️ this is really tough and really scary

Probably the thing I geeked about the hardest when I went!

Weird Weird While Protextor, Secret Levels · Gonzo Recites Poetry While Defusing a Bomb · Song · 2023

Y2K destroyed us
Just not in the way we thought it would
fuck a singularity
I don’t wanna share so goddamn much
Wait — you think I’m losing touch?

Episcopalians are wild because they're a christian denomination that somehow seems to not have total contempt for the teachings of Christ

We keep hearing about masculinity from the Zuckerbergs of the world-- this woman has shown more courage in this 60-second clip than any of the tech billionaires have shown in recent memory as they grovel at Trump's feet.

Feels like the longest night huh

In 1991 a #TMNT children's book was published where the turtles "rap" to kids about not doing drugs.

It took over 20 years for someone to finally step up and attempt to turn that thing into a real rap song, which I just randomly found on YouTube. HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE VIEWS??

Haha yes!!! Mind blown today!

Haha yes!!! This is me! I had the book as a child and decided to adapt it lyric for lyric. This finally being discovered is turtlerific.

Legendary hip-hop producer Madlib has revealed that he and his family have lost "their home, decades of music, and equipment" in the Los Angeles wildfires. To help rebuild, they have launched a Donorbox → cons.lv/U27tU9

Just getting started here, so allow me to reintroduce myself --

I'm Adam Protextor, and I manage Scream Factory, Shout! Select, and HK releases at @shoutstudios.bsky.social. Or: I never really quit my college video store job.

Here to hang out with the movie nerds, collectors, and creators. 📼

I CAN FINALLY SHARE THIS!!!

Lets gooooo!!!

Yay! We love HK cinema and this is just the start!

Almost as if this was Netanyahu’s plan all along

👇 💯 this right here

Trent Reznor says his favorite song of 2024 was Sabrina Carpenter's "Espresso" → cons.lv/t4UrAh

Some of my favorite new art coming this year from Scream.

Scream Factory Night of the Creeps 4K bundle options

***ANNOUNCEMENT***

Coming on March 25th on #4K from @shoutstudios.bsky.social: #NightOfTheCreeps (1986) with two Limited Edition bundle options!

Order from ShoutFactory.com and get the NEW 4K UHD release of NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, an exclusive 18” x 24” rolled poster of the original theatrical

If ever a movie deserved to take up a chonk of space on the movie shelves. Thanks to @shoutstudios.bsky.social for releasing this and @jlalibs.bsky.social for making me aware it exists.

People outside of LA truly don’t understand how apocalyptic this is. It’s worse than it’s ever been. Entire residential neighborhoods are burning to the ground.

Hope you’re staying safe man. Lmk if you need anything.

Power’s still out here, but it could be worse. Hope y’all are staying safe as possible.

Just to say, this isn't "Amazon Prime" doing this. As with the butchery of It's A Wonderful Life I talked about a week or so ago, this is shitty public-domain repackagers, the same ones who do shoddy colourisations and so on, sticking it up on Amazon.