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Declassified CIA guide to sabotaging fascism is suddenly viral

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I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes I’ve gotten myself into a bit of a jam. A series of natural disasters is barreling towards my home, and there is a severe shortage of resources and...

"Seriously, I don’t care how much it costs. Take every dime I have. But know this: I would level my house to the ground before I paid slightly higher property taxes to fund infrastructure that would prevent a landslide from leveling my house to the ground."

i'm taking this idea to my family next year lmfao

Christmas should have The Purge rules

One of the most appalling ironies here is that the anti-abortion movement has opportunistically used "health of the mother" arguments to justify limiting access to health care, and are now refusing to deal with the realities of what their policies have done to undermine women's health.

"i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy" i would. that's the point of having a worst enemy. grow up and hate people like an adult

it's finals week and i'm getting pranked by hershey's fml

two kitkat bars in the wrappers on a table with no wafer inside. they are solid chocolate with a bite taken out of them

i have the first one still because it pissed me off so bad. so now i'm a waferless kitkat collector

bigkat kitkat bar in wrapper on a table with no wafer

for the second time i've gotten a boneless kitkat bar. straight chocolate, no wafer. i just wanted a sweet treat and i've been burned twice now 😭

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if it makes you feel any better washing dishes by hand uses more water than the dishwasher does when doing a full load. modern dishwashers use like 5 gallons per load and that's like 3 minutes of running a faucet.

craving runza. i've officially assimilated to nebraska culture

lmfao now we can say it without worrying about getting zapped

im so happy strawberries and cream dr pepper exists

I've been verified as human by several web sites

(Zoomer telling their tribe about a nearby cave) It's giving shelter

Oh you're a mathematician are you? Name every number

Please read this (twice)

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Sometimes it's fun to call your cat a "creature" while you're talking to them. For instance, "ah, the creature likes being brushed, this is fascinating data"

Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path

By Sam Pink.

a cat with a serious expression looking to the left over a laptop. the cat is wearing a headset with microphone, has a neon green tie on that says "brat" and one of the paws is edited to show an extended middle finger.

my friend make this edit of my son and i'm so tickled 😂

name one salt you’ve used that isn’t of the earth. yea i thought so

cat sitting to the right of a laptop

i'd get more work done if I didn't have my co-worker watching my every move

green red bull save me. get me through this day

A CONFUSED SKELITON TRYEN TO FIND OUT WHERE THEY ARE ,IS DA WORLD DA THING THATS A MESS OR ARE THEY JUST INTERNALLY A MESS, WHEN YOUR ALL TANGLED UP A STRAIGHT PATH SEEM'S LIKE A MAZE, WHEN YOUR LOOKIN GTHRU SHIT COLORED GLASSES EVERY THING LOOKS LIKE SHYT, ETC, AND DA TEXT SAYS "NOT ALL WHO WANDER ARE LOST, I AM THOUGH, WHERE AM I, HEL" =- DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

HLEP - dashare.zone ADMIN

happy brat summer to all who celebrate

sorry boss i can’t make it to work today i found a cave and i am spelunking it for it’s treasures and spoils