Joe 🏔️🪨💙

Why’s it called the roof of your mouth? Shouldn’t it be the ceiling, it’s on the inside

“We’re basically punishing other countries for selling us stuff that we want.” - Michael Kosta

Couldn’t sum up our tariff situation better

The stock market is tanking so badly it almost feels like we are being governed by someone who went bankrupt six tim—

Oh.

There are 33m companies in the USA. Only 21k employe 500 or more. And they only make up 23% of workers.

Trump and Elon are ignoring the more than 32m entrepreneurs that can't afford to build a new factory or pay tariffs or absorb cancelled contracts.

It’s insane that switch 2 games are gonna cost more than some high quality sweaters I’ve bought

There’s more kids in Texas with Measles than Trans College athletes in America. So what really matters more hmmmm

I'm old enough to remember when trump tried to say people in the Biden Administration were incompetent, but none of them accidentally fired the Ebola team. Or the nuclear weapons folks.

Just sayin'.

Say what you want about Kendrick but the fact that people are figuring out what “40 acres and a mule” in 2025 is why any education to black history is important, no matter no big nor small.

If making America great again requires you to pay more for everything, lose your retirement savings, work more for less pay, be unable to afford health insurance, become an indentured servant to the oligarchs, maybe you were better off with the no so great version.

I'm sorry, American friends, but we have to take back Superman, basketball, IMAX movies, egg cartons, and Keanu Reeves now. I wish it didn't have to be this way.

Something about listening to Darude Sandstorm on the treadmill hits

Pete Hegseth with a bottle of Jack Daniels. Text above him says "DUI HIRE".

Who made this?! 😂

The sense of validation I get from making someone I think is really funny laugh is maybe the best dopamine high one can have

THIS, ALL FUCKING DAY.

So far, Mike Johnson has a concept of a Speakership.

Here’s a New Year’s Resolution:

Be on the side that reads books — not the side that bans them.

Can Australia tell us how bad or good 2025 is since they’re already there?

Deport Elon 🗣️🗣️

The fact we need people who suffer from Polio itself to remind us how bad it is says so much about our education and misinformation infecting our country

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

-- Arthur C. Clarke, born #OTD 1917

Isn’t it crazy when your boyfriend/girlfriend becomes an ex and now their birthday is just another day like any other. Like damn January 12th isn’t special to me at all anymore

Twitter is basically the used condom of social media.

If I could count on my hands how many times I’ve had to share the restroom with a trans person I still wouldn’t know the answer, because I’m not a creep and I just go to the bathroom to use the bathroom

Here’s a few things I love

* Fiction Books 📚
* Pokémon 🎮
* Chinese Food 🥡
* Indie Pop Music 🎵
* Comedy Movies 🍿
* Science Movies 🍿
* Reality Television Series 📺 (mostly Big brother and Survivor)
* Sports 🏈🏀
* listening to my podcasts 🎧 (The Basement Yard is my favorite)

#WriterWednesday library-love moment.

Truman Capote, finally read Breakfast at Tiffany’s and now I want to read his whole collection