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Recovering American abroad. Arsenal, inveterate reader and list maker, FPL, movies, and other assorted bits and bobs. My Letterboxd movie reviews: https://boxd.it/4pqcp My book reviews on Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/user/show/33921897

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FPL seems to do wonders for all of our self esteems ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.08.2025 11:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In lieu of a lawsuit, We could just race each other to the bottom? ๐Ÿ˜‚

09.08.2025 10:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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I will always maintain that I invented failure in general :)

09.08.2025 10:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It may be heresy to say it as I know you are the number one ๐Ÿชต acolyte but I originally was going two ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒณ defense with ๐Ÿชต up front but theyโ€™re attack has been shocking in the preseason. Think theyโ€™ll really miss Elanga

09.08.2025 10:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A bit unorthodox with triple ๐ŸŒณ ๐ŸŒณ but I think itโ€™s a good mix of upside and nailed on steady players with 0.5 in the bank for a rainy day

09.08.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve always been more of a price points person. Have at least one or two higher priced players in each area who you can easily move down from if necessary without burning transfers

09.08.2025 09:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m not going to start with him but Senesi was really good last season for DC and scored from some set pieces as well before getting hurt and Huijsen taking his place. Only 4.5 as well

09.08.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great team! I really like Mateta too but I donโ€™t think youโ€™re losing that much by going down to say a Strand Larsen. Heโ€™s the talisman there, scored a bunch of goals with Cunha out last season, and on pens. And you get 1m to play around with

09.08.2025 09:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think weโ€™re the only ones on that train but sounds like people are about to find out about him. Looks like heโ€™s likely to start and very highly valued by Fulham. Heโ€™s 2nd bench for now but wouldnโ€™t be surprised in a month or so if heโ€™s in my squad proper

09.08.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He looks a bit menacing as well ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When making decisions in FPL I try to ask myself why Iโ€™m making a particular choice. In a game thatโ€™s so random, your logic is the only thing you can control so it keeps you sane knowing that when your CB concedes 4 and gets sent off, there was at least sound reasoning behind why you chose them

08.08.2025 22:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heโ€™s basically a winger at 5.5. His heat maps are ludicrous with the positions he takes up on the edge of the box

08.08.2025 22:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s a great shout, and more importantly a fun one. Donโ€™t think anyone is really going for him that Iโ€™ve seen so if he goes off, youโ€™ll be flying

08.08.2025 22:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s not much Iโ€™d change in that team. The MF in particular is pretty much perfect. Maybe if I had an extra 0.5 though Iโ€™d upgrade Chalobah to a 5.5 like Munoz or Forest defender. With Colwill hurt Chalobah probably starts but heโ€™s not nailed. Think heโ€™s always a rotation risk

08.08.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He really went under the radar last season after a rough start at Brentford. New manager, basically a whole new attack as well though make me worry how repeatable that is though. In that 6.0 bracket though, maybe the best option?

08.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Forest canโ€™t score in pre-season but have kept CS. The way they soak up pressure is perfect for DC points too. Youโ€™re a braver man than me with double Palace defense and those opening fixtures. Love Munoz though. Think Iโ€™d still pick him if they had to play Liverpool 38 times instead of the league

08.08.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can definitely see it. 6.0 is just a tough price point. Him, Tielemans, McNeill, or Damsgaard there all have some concerns. I might drop down to a 5.5 instead and take a punt on a Harry Wilson who is having a cracking pre-season and save the 0.5

08.08.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Double Forest defense! Been there since June. May have slipped a bit at the end of last season but remarkably consistent, DC monsters, nailed for minutes, and good fixtures. I might even go full on YOLO and go for 3!

08.08.2025 22:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like the high ceiling picks like Dorgu, Thiago, and Diouf. Thiago especially may be underrated as heโ€™s on pens and probably nailed on for minutes. I canโ€™t go there quite yet, but could hit big. Not sure about Paqueta though. Think West Ham are going to have trouble scoring goals outside of Bowen

08.08.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see what you did there ๐Ÿฅ

08.08.2025 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

George Washington tried to do this with slaves he brought with him to Pennsylvania. Federal law made them free if they resided in a free state for a certain amount of time. Washington would send them periodically back to Virginia to โ€œvisit their familyโ€ to reset the clock without telling them why

08.08.2025 14:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just noticed that thereโ€™s only slots for 14 players as well! That does make it easier ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 04:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Agent fees? ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 04:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently price rises are happening before the season. I knew inflation was bad but this is ridiculous ๐Ÿ˜‚

08.08.2025 04:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Listening to correspondents week @planetfplpod.bsky.social
on my morning run which turned into my morning walk because thereโ€™s just too much information I want to properly take in. I will hold them personally responsible though when I have Josh King starting in my GW1 squad though ๐Ÿ˜‚

07.08.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve had quite a few Bruno drafts. Like the pens, talisman, DC is good as well. But heโ€™s probably going to play deep in a midfield two. Itโ€™s a little fluid so he wonโ€™t be there all the time but he may be the assister to the assister. For 9m itโ€™s a bit rich for my blood

07.08.2025 21:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It does look like the Rogers injury is relatively minor though. Out for the rest of preseason but knowing how much Emery loves him (basically played every possible match for Villa last season) could be a go for GW1. Two United makes me a bit queasy. But I have a low threshold for instability

07.08.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In the same boat. Had a basically set team but it really revolved around that 7.0 price point. Eze appeals the most of those MFs but looking at his historical output and transfer uncertainty, Iโ€™m not thrilled. And I love Eze as a player. Maybe leaning Cunha for upside but meh

07.08.2025 21:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not both? :)

07.08.2025 10:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Foden shout is definitely aggressive! I really like it though. If it doesnโ€™t work you can move him on easily at that price point. If it does, youโ€™re flying

07.08.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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