kissprince puppyknight t4t angel

just saw some guy in a seahawks jersey speeching into his camera on a stick influencer style. balltube must be languishing without his upload

I killed everyone on mad at you island. no. you're not off the hook. that's not why I was there.

Nanao looking upset

tfw your workplace is destroyed

HEART SHAPED BALLS ON WOMEN. 好き<3 ps never shave

to be fair you don't *have* to write the lullaby but i highly recommend it. and if at all possible you should love her as much as anything in this life, and then, while you really feel it overwhelmingly, write a lullaby *for her*.

apparently if you sing a lullaby you wrote to a beautiful transgender woman, she can fall asleep in your arms safe and warm, and you can experience "heaven." in case anyone wondered if that place was real after all

thinking about the funniest joke ever put into a video game again

they should let u have an iv at home just so when beautiful women tell u to drink water (worried but caring look in their eyes) u can say "no" and pout and not even make them sad

why are u spreading callout posts about trans women "chasing" other trans women by flirting with them, and stopping if they dont flirt back... how is it a "pattern of behavior" to express attraction to trans women in ur life openly while, like, not being or not conventionally desirable..

black and white comic page showing a woman discovering her naked reflection in the mirror

black and white comic page showing a trans woman touching herself while staring at the mirror

an old one
(Sapphic Pulp, 2023)

a comic where three superheroes pose and one says: WE'RE THE FEMINIST-FATALES AND WE LOVE SUPPORTING WOMEN!! suddenly a group of figures wreathed in smoke bust through a wall shouting “not so fast” three villains stand and say: WE'RE THE DE-SISTERS AND WE WANNA TEAR DOWN OTHER WOMEN!! AND BE SUBSERVIENT TO MEN SOCIOPOLITICALLY AND STUFF we zoom out to see this scenario is being acted out with figurines by a small boy who makes his dolls say "YOU'RE MISINTERPRETING THE TEXT! GENDER PERFORMANCE IS INCOMPATIBLE WITH A FIXED DICHOTOMY OF GENDER!!' "BIMODALITY IS STILL DICHOTOMOUS! SPECTRUMS CAN BE HEMISPHERED INTO DISCRETE HALVES!!" his mom who’s watching him, speaks into her phone: NO NO, I'LL SUPPORT HIM WHEN HE INEVITABLY COMES OUT I JUST WANT WHOEVER HE BECOMES TO GET LAID

they're calling me jesus christ bc i am hung at 33 years old (it may look small but im what's called "a grower! ^w^) also i will wash ur feet then dry them with my hair .

i kinda want it again b4 work, i can handle it 🤤...and by "it" i mean hehe well lets just say, カフェイン340ミリグラム 🥰💞

I NEED HIM TO SUCK THE SWEAT OUT OF MY HAIR LIKE A DRINK THRU A STRAW (and we are both transgender lesbians 👍)

digimon taught us that the real monsters, are digital

nerve forest

ummm. his hernouns..are it/its :/

im so happy to see this still coming along so well ;w;

they should introduce queued posts on bsky so i dont have to follow up to weird gay shit with "sometimes i like to burst out sobbing the moment i realize i feel sad enough to let it out"

they should make a pride flag for faggot women who can hold a girl while she cries and not poke her w it even a lil bit and NOT have to awkwardly adjust either (predicted and hid it perfectly well in advance)

girl who ur not sure if shes into killing or being killed (but i think some women are ''bisexual" these days?)

girl who you're not sure if she's into dying or being killed (they are different!)

u only look like a delicate angel so it's up to u if that's the worst thing anyone has ever looked like or not ig

i think those who have betrayed me shld b punished w 1,000 painful tortures. probably not even execution afterward. unless my loyal ones are bored.

they're putting titties on our handsomest boys to turn them into hirsute little lesbians. have you heard about this?

theyre calling it "frotting". its when u put freach fries on a hot dog

nothing more embarrassing than crying in the rain but it's only sprinkling so everyone can tell that actually you're just a moody little homo

thinking about raising an army of the living dead. because i need that many cuddles.

we all know a girl who makes the sound of wingbeats when she moves and leaves shards of glass behind her like cats leave hair. and everyone agrees this is cute