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โ€˜Voter IDโ€™ is a lie. They are inventing a problem and then pretending a series of voting barriers are the solution to this imaginary problem. Treating this as anything other than that is bullshit.

19.02.2026 13:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
joan from MAD MEN

joan from MAD MEN

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

17.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2737    ๐Ÿ” 348    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 38

I love it. XD

17.02.2026 23:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Humble Book Bundle: Best of Humble Bundle: Terry Pratchett's Discworld by HarperCollins Encore 2026 Experience Sir Terry Practchettโ€™s beloved Discworld series! Get 35+ books covering all corners of this comic fantasy universe and help support Room to Read!

have you ever read one of my Discworld QOTDs and thought, hey, I should really get around to reading those books?

good news! the full series is back on Humble Bundle - itโ€™s Kobo but itโ€™s pretty easily to transfer those to your preferred e-reader

you wonโ€™t regret it

17.02.2026 21:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 779    ๐Ÿ” 386    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

I'm imagining the fugglers holding down a labubu while another labubu is wielding a tattoo machine.

17.02.2026 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Gender affirming treatment has an astonishingly high rate of satisfaction. You probably already know this, but I feel like we need to repeat it over and over.

13.02.2026 16:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 562    ๐Ÿ” 137    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. ๐Ÿซง๐Ÿป๐Ÿงช

13.02.2026 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5101    ๐Ÿ” 1517    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 72
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I haven't had to turn on an alarm since I got laid off because she does this every morning at 8 AM for her goddamn wet food.

13.02.2026 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is genuinely insane, I clicked to see the years expecting the low part to be 70s or maybe 90s but its 2015!!!!! The entire anti trans panic is a decade old

12.02.2026 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4523    ๐Ÿ” 1782    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 78    ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
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Discord lied.

theyโ€™re now sending scanned IDs to persona, a third party company.

โ€œfacial scans will never leave your deviceโ€ -discord lmao.

12.02.2026 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8981    ๐Ÿ” 5223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 110    ๐Ÿ“Œ 239

Sweet little maaaaaaan.

12.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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fly guy
#ShinMegamiTensei #SMT

10.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 429    ๐Ÿ” 236    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

the children yearn for Record Of Lodoss War

12.02.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 234    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I get not wanting to over test. But insurance takes it too far. To be fair, the insurance side hope is that you die before they have to pay out anything. So the whole business model is based on being evil.

12.02.2026 21:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dismissed because of jurisdictional confusion, it should be stressed, rather than any new revelation that would discredit the survivors of sexual assault who have come forward.

10.02.2026 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1580    ๐Ÿ” 716    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Hello Saja! <3

10.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I gotta get back into VR Chat. Still thinking about a private party I went to a while ago that was super fun and chill. It was an "adult" party but tbh the most "adult" thing that went on was a bunch of folks sharing silly particle effects they'd put on the fantasy dicks on their models.

10.02.2026 17:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Real transparency instead of:
1. Bad documentation that means it doesn't even work for the creator two weeks later.
2. Dumbed down fake transparency that makes "Basic answers" useless. AKA the big issue with most unity rigging tutorials. It's the blind leading the blind based on what worked once.

10.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's how tech should work. Kind people, making things that make themselves and others happy, with proper documentation so that it's easier for them AND others.

10.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not only is their documentation SO GOOD that I could figure out WTF was actually going on with Unity's pile of bandaids and gum holding the spaghetti together but they're a lovely person. They're kind, do great work, and are doing things that are actual QOL upgrades for their models.

10.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The furries/monsterfucker tech thing is 100% serious btw. Wanna know how I have a grasp of Unity that doesn't suck? It's not any of the official documentation (which sucks) or any of the big tutorials (that also suck for different reasons). It's because of 1 single furry who documents properly.

10.02.2026 17:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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opera o and gold ship post race convo. I think they could have a long happy marriage #umamusume

10.02.2026 15:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1047    ๐Ÿ” 319    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

09.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7282    ๐Ÿ” 2814    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

This has done more to sell me on this game than everything else I've seen combined.

10.02.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

anne frank died from typhus in such a "prison"

every person perishing of disease or medical complications from being denied care is another anne frank we have created. they may have their own diaries we'll never read.

it's a concentration camp. you can, and should call it what it is.

10.02.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 55    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think that either to vote they should have to watch everything in every category OR only vote in categories where they've seen everything. I know it's a popularity contest but they could at least TRY.

10.02.2026 17:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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As AI enters the operating room, reports arise of botched surgeries and misidentified body parts Medical device makers have been rushing to add AI to their products. While proponents say the new technology will revolutionize medicine, regulators are receiving a rising number of claims of patient ...

Hi, I'm a horror writer and while I am content and indeed happy to be frequently surpassed by other writers, I would appreciate it if reality stopped trying to compete with me.

www.reuters.com/investigatio...

09.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 108    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

In all seriousness I do actually have a little container of plastic teeth in my satchel at home. I keep forgetting to take it out and put it back with the other small findings and bits and bobs.

06.02.2026 22:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hot Dad - Bring Me All of Your Teeth
YouTube video by Hot Dad Hot Dad - Bring Me All of Your Teeth

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06.02.2026 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Loot drop after defeating me:
Coffee candies
A hand full of wool fiber
A gachapon toy
A tutorial for how to make a peg loom
A hand full of plastic teeth

Rare drop:
A rotary cutter
Barely labeled bottles of assorted chemicals
River pearls

06.02.2026 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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