Jared Lipof

The boy who cried wolf except all of his friends dress up in wolf costumes to sell the threat but eventually they have to start eating live sheep to maintain the ruse and then...they actually become wolves and eat the boy?

Symbolic omnipresence is a tricky spot from which to blame the other party for the shutdown of your government.

Will I be detained if I mock his speaking voice?

It has just been learned

"My client must have waffles forthwith."

Michael Tracey levels of hyperbole.

“Multiple attorneys who I totally met at Niagara Falls.”

I realized recently that this is also a crucial ingredient to a breakfast burrito. (At home, tater tots can also be mashed as hash brown sub.)

What's going on here?

Is bottom center Miller or Bove or somehow both?

In Ben Shapiro's new book, he will refute a statement that nobody made.

My favorite of this genre is Daily Wire’s Backstage, which asks the question, “What if a much better show were taking place on the imaginary main stage just beyond these walls?”

Judge [pulls an acoustic guitar from under bench]: I'm going to strum a chord. See if you can guess which one...

"...which I hate."

I like that we're taking the frog back from the right.

Is he saying the circumcision causes autism or is he saying babies are frequently (always?) given Tylenol right after the circumcision?

Somebody please ask RFK Jr. to define "placenta."

(also last week I saw Mulaney on his current tour and he's got an extended RFK Jr. bit where he does the voice that's a highlight of the new act)

Diagram of human womb clearly showing placenta a separate compartment from the one the baby is, like, in.

Lot going here but let's take a moment to bask in the warm of glow of the Secretary of Health and Human Services of the entire nation saying "with her baby IN her placenta."

Left wing propaganda such as...Mr. Rogers putting his bare feet in the same pool water as a Black police officer.

WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU'RE LONESOME | Kirkus Reviews A biography of a troubadour’s triumph over major challenges and against considerable odds before succumbing to the time bomb within.

The first review for my book includes some beautiful writing about Justin:

"Few needed a support system more than Earle, and few were quicker to burn bridges."
www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews...

"Mr. Speaker, I have a question already answered by your jacket..."

He's making campaign ads FOR you, Dems.

Pretty sure I heard Mike Johnson waxing lyrical just yesterday about Ruben Gallego's body language betraying dishonesty but look at my boy's posture as he takes this beating.

So that they could jeopardize the certification of the election they had just...won?

Is there a shorter way to say anti-anti-fascism?

“Charging the juice factory for lemons would kill the lemonade industry.”

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.