Jessica Ann

DID YEW SAY FANK YEW

Bernie is right. No more playing dead. No more running to the center.

Sincerely,

Someone who has watched you do this after every election loss the past 50 years.

Not gonna lie, my social studies teachers really overshot when Social Security was going to run out.

They also forgot to mention that a dictator would be the reason why, but I digress.

Waiting impatiently for the Android version 😐

Me: hey congressperson, do your fucking job! You're supposed to show up to work for the people

Some dipshit on threads: you must be a trump voter

I didn't realize Republicans were ever loyal to their voters or the constitution

Stock market is in a free fall

My 16 yr old just told me he would mangle is own foot so that he's not able to be drafted, before he ever fights in WW3 on the side of evil. This is what my child is up at night worrying about. Fuck this regime and the peace it has stolen from America's children.

The next article: "Amazon's new Air subscription; what, you thought it would be free forever?"

If only they spent a thousandth of the time thinking through their vote as they do running to liberal media to complain—now that the consequences are smacking them right in the ass.

He's doing plenty of absolutely diabolical things right now, but this takes the cake. I wonder where the pro-life crowd is...

He is the richest person in the entire world. If he wanted to ride around in a bulletproof Popemobile with 16 armed guards and a helicopter, he literally could and the cost to him would be miniscule. But instead, he carries his kid around.

While we are joking about musk using his kid as a human shield, does everyone grasp just how pure evil that is?

It's giving...
Republican makeup is terrifying

Now that this chair, which is critical for all mobility, is broken, their parent/caretaker is lauding an unelected criminal unlawfully accessing of the government departments.

I won't cheer when the leopards eat their faces. God don't like ugly, and boy is this some crazy work.🧵

They have made limited progress and are completely dependent on their caretakers and an expensive wheelchair, which recently broke.

Even I, a non-wheelchair user, know how impossible it is to get a chair replaced or repaired.

I'm sure you know where this is going. 🪡

Their adult child had a major complication during a covid infection and suffered severe brain damage. They have spent the last 4-5 years in and out of rehab and the hospital, literally clinging to life. 🪡

I just deleted someone who was not an open MAGAt but did occasionally hint at it. I have gone on major deleting sprees but unfortunately let this one slide. 🪡

People 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘺 dependent on Medicaid/Medicare for literal survival cheering for Herr Plüggs to get rid of the fraud and waste in those programs is the most self-sabotaging crock of dumbassery I think I have ever witnessed. 🪡

WASHINGTON NEBRASKA AND OKLAHOMA You have elections on Tuesday!!!!!

Like most counties, if not all have elections on Tuesday!!!’

They are not glamorous. They are mostly about bonds and levys which pay for schools. But they are crucial.

Please don’t sit these out !!!!

BREAKING: The US State Department flag has been spotted flying upside down—a universal signal of distress.

After hearing that Elon has just waltzed into the treasury and hacked it, I can only conclude that everyone has previously simply agreed they wouldn't hack it or take over the country before this? Have we been protecting our country and information with vibes and a "pwease don't steal from us 🥺?"

I did it just months before roe was overturned because I knew he was stupid and evil enough to make it happen

Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

a woman is standing in front of a fence with her arms crossed . ALT: a woman is standing in front of a fence with her arms crossed .

I mean, accurate af though 😂 this is literally him rn

Yeah it didn't occur to me either, but I saw someone talking about it on tiktok and I went back to read what the order demanded and basically it ceases all external communication, among other insane things, so if there's an outbreak of something, 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ we just get to eat it I guess

Neither was 1984 but I have a sneaking suspicion they just copy and pasted and changed a few names here and there. I made this design over the summer.

One well-dressed goober, here to assist

I showed my son the executive order stating that that the U.S. government would only recognize a person's sex assigned at conception, and his IMMEDIATE response was,
"At conception?? So we're ALL girls? All right!"
My 13 yo is better educated than the morons writing our laws.
Be scared.