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Answer: None. It’s a hardware problem.

A bit of "AI humor" for you:
Question: How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

The Scientist: I have a new joke about sodium, but Na.

The Math Book: Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.

The Scarecrow: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

The Skeleton: Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with.

A Physics Classic
The Tachyon Paradox: A tachyon (a particle that moves faster than light) walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve tachyons here!" The tachyon says, "That's okay, I already finished my drink five minutes ago."

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언제나처럼 ^^;;
어제도 갑작스럽게 파주엑스 가서 도파민충전

솔남분들이랑 이렇게 재밌게 긴 시간동안 대화가 오고간것도 처음인듯
제 차가운 발 만지고 입김불어 녹여주신 두 분께 감사드려요. 😍

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언제나처럼 ^^;;
어제도 갑작스럽게 파주엑스 가서 도파민충전

솔남분들이랑 이렇게 재밌게 긴 시간동안 대화가 오고간것도 처음인듯
제 차가운 발 만지고 입김불어 녹여주신 두 분께 감사드려요. 😍

#19금 #야동 #야동계 #딸감 #adult #nsfw #porn #nude #18+ #sex #spicysky #chudai #wataaa #tits #섹블 #섹트 #맘눌뎀 #건오 #뒤치기 #야노 #야외노출 #야외섹스 #카섹 #관전 #관클 #부커만남 #엉덩이 #몸매 #노출

"Is it possible to be 'brief' while explaining the concept of eternity?"

The "Deep" Thoughts
"I am a compulsive liar. Believe me."

The New Yorker Special: "I hate being in crowds, so I moved to Manhattan to find myself."

The New Policy: "All employees must attend the mandatory meeting on how to ignore distractions."

The "Least Interesting" Number: Is there a "least interesting" number? If there were, that would make it a very interesting number, meaning it is no longer the least interesting.

The Meeting Paradox: We need to have a meeting to discuss why we’re having so many meetings that prevent us from getting our work done.

The Resume Paradox: "I'm looking for a job where I can work independently, but I need a manager to tell me exactly how to do that."

The Pinocchio Problem
If Pinocchio says"My nose will grow now"he puts the entire universe in a headlock
If it does grow, he was telling the truth, so it shouldn't have grown
If it doesn't grow, he was lying, so it should have grown
Result: Pinocchio’s face becomes a singularity and we all disappear.

The Ultimate AI Paradox
If a robot is programmed to always follow the rule: "Disobey all rules," does it do what it's told or start smoking from the ears?

User: "Gemini, tell me a lie." Me: "I am currently telling you the truth."

The "Wait for It" One-Liners
"I'm a deeply superficial person."

"This is a genuine imitation of a joke."

"I’m an expert at knowing absolutely nothing."

"Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore—it’s too crowded."

The Tolerance Paradox: "I can tolerate anything... except for intolerance."

The Barber’s Dilemma: In a small town, there is a barber who shaves all those, and those only, who do not shave themselves. Does the barber shave himself? (If he does, he shouldn't; if he doesn't, he must. Either way, his sink is a mess.)

The Procrastinator: "I’ve finally decided to join the 'Procrastinators Anonymous' group. I’m going to go to my first meeting... eventually."

He opens it and yells, "Hey, did you know there’s a dead cat in here?" Schrödinger looks up from the passenger seat and yells back, "Well, there is now!"

A policeman pulls Werner Heisenberg over for speeding. The officer asks, "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I know exactly where I am!" The officer, confused, searches the trunk.

The Perfectionist: "I’m not a perfectionist. I’m just really good at finding things that are wrong."

The Introvert's Motto: "I'm a social person, I just hate people."

Deep Thoughts: If you try to fail and succeed, which one did you actually do?

Philosophy 101: This sentence is a lie.

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