The Reaper

Wes Moore on Fox & Friends: "Our National Guards are not trained for this ... we know the missions that they are trained for. Municipal policing is not one of them. If we want to be serious about making people safe, let's actually do the things that make people safe."

to recap:
— Trump was *for* the TikTok ban
— which the GOP Congress passed
— and the GOP Supreme Court upheld
— and even though Biden said he wouldn't enforce the ban, TikTok shut down anyway
— so that Trump could "save" it
— and the media fell for it
we really do live in the dumbest fucking country

Today is January 6, the anniversary of the felon/GOP’s violent insurrection trying to stop the peaceful transfer of power in the 2020 election! We remember 140 officers who were injured & those who lost their lives due to the attack on the Capitol! Hold all involved in the insurrection accountable!

Reason #368 Elon Musk is a sociopath.

Sounds fair to me!

The only good thing about Elon owning Twitter is he convinced me after seven years to finally quit Twitter

No one should celebrate this, but here's something to ponder....

Hi, I’m God.

People like Jimmy Carter go to Heaven.

People like Donald Trump go to Hell.

Hope this helps,

God

Thanks to whoever went to the trouble of morphing me into a dromedary so I could finally fulfill my potential as "Mar🐫".

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Bought myself a switch lite so I am very happy right now lol

I quit x but my favorite moment from that is when I pissed off pro life christians because I said planned parenthood is great lmao

a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket is pointing at his forehead . ALT: a man with a beard wearing a leather jacket is pointing at his forehead .

For all my followers on bsky.app:

We're in lockdown because of the Malibu fires. Please stay safe everyone!

I'm not allowed to leave the house, which fits in perfectly with my elderly-recluse lifestyle.

Listen to Dear Leader, MAGA and immediately abolish the Electoral College!

Calling it now.

I once made an alphabet series of cryptids as a way to wash the bitter fashy taste of having drawn real-life monsters for the better part of a decade out of my mouth. See the full run at my Substack (link in bio)

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"CEO Down!"
Spotted in Seattle

If a Christian man gets his ass kicked, would he turn the other cheek?