🐻 Ja Morantsexual 🐻

It’s so hard to live like this 😩

Lmfao

Why tf random Keith sweat pages keep following me? Do I give auntie?

Hi!

Remember, any man that WILL NOT feed you does not like you. That is not your friend. He is your enemy. That man hates you.

His pitbull, his rottweiller, NONE of his dogs have ever missed a meal.

and they do not feed themselves.

Making that salmon and creamed spinach sandwich for dinner.

But making them sliders.

With a side of homemade red skin mashed potatoes.

Ur so fuckin jealous.

Why did she say this to me

We make this at home often. When I say we ain’t been back to chipotle in so long 😭

Which is not talked about enough

Be careful out here. My client dropped her 4 year old daughter off for her hair appt and left. This lil girl tells me “and my mommy booty stank” as soon as she left.

Ain’t had a nigga I liked more in like 8 years

Listen I like this nigga so mf bad ommfg

Happy new year yall

As a man, why are u booking a trip to Dubai?

If u buy 10-12 hand soaps during the semi annual sale u will spend around $30-$50 for damn near a year supply. Shopping there once every six months can have u with their candles and stuff for so much cheaper then regular price.

Not sure who need to hear this but today the last day for the semi annual sale at bath and body works.

Man I been saying that since gladiator dropped. Like…I get it now

Oh u telling some truths tonight

Story time

The 6 min version of “Bag lady” x Erykah Badu >>>>>

Tis the season…

Because what type of dickhead u gotta be to pull the fire alarm in the mall on Christmas Eve

If you can understand that being upset or angry with someone doesn’t automatically mean you should hate them for the rest of your life, why is the concept of loving someone doesn’t mean you should be with them the rest of your life so difficult to conceptualize? They’re both fleeting emotions

Yes this is cinema !!

Nobody hates this movie

If you replace “if” with “that” and we can have a conversation.

Doechii is an ✨artiste✨