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@conman577.bsky.social

the most average man in the universe when the law no longer protects you, it no longer applies to you. act accordingly

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Latest posts by conman577.bsky.social on Bluesky

idk why it took me so long to start watching the umamusume anime but it's so insanely good wtf i love special week

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oops i managed to take my THREE MORNING PILLS INSTEAD OF MY ONE BEDTIME PILL

i need a pill organizer i'm clearly too stupid to take pills LOL

07.10.2025 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

covid even ruined scams, i thought i was supposed to hear from a nigerian prince not a ugandan bank director, we can't have anything nice anymore

03.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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had to check my spam email for something, almost missed this gem

03.10.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you're still using crunchyroll for some reason, let partnering with an ISRAELI AI COMPANY FOR SUB WORK be why you dump them.

03.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

for reference they went up 10c, which isn't a lot but for being the cheapest shit you can get, it adds up

01.10.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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ramen went up in price, this is the true recession indicator

01.10.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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my newest clothing project, the fanciful fawn gingham dress, will be available for preorder on OCTOBER 17th 🀎 i'll be posting a lot more photos, details, and size charts in the coming days!!!

26.09.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

panty and stocking was phenomenal, see you in 15 years for season 3

27.09.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

happy rapture, do you think they have twitch? i don't wanna miss my vtuber stream tonight

23.09.2025 14:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

true, but i'm gonna be good little consumer and spend hundreds of dollars anyway, plus with all the bangers coming out in the future, might as well now

12.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the whole direct was good but that prime 4 got me fucking FOAMING at the mouth, need to pick up extra shifts at work to buy a switch 2 ig lmaoo

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a group of video game characters including samus are dancing together ALT: a group of video game characters including samus are dancing together

MOTORCYCLE SAMUS

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having a further sale on clearance items, AND free shipping in the united states on orders over $25! we've got:
the last handful of cloud purses and sun hats for FIVE DOLLARS!
berets $30
howl sweaters $70
plus size moon bunnies cardis $65
embroidered wall hoops $25

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He died doing what he loved: arguing that the world should be worse for women and minorities

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yeah uh, valid i guess

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oops i forgot to crop it lmao

06.09.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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do your homework so you can relax and have fun

06.09.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Battleship KM-135 Horn Kit Get the loudest and most powerful horn on the road with the KM-135 Air Horn kit. Designed for battleships, this epic-tier horn comes with a 5-gallon 8-port air tank and a heavy-duty 1NM compressor. Up...

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03.09.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have been in 4 near collisions in less than a week because people have suddenly decided to stop paying attention. i am going to install a train horn in the mini before i go postal

03.09.2025 16:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

russians got to the bunker first and found his body, they claim they burnt it and tossed the remains into a river to ensure that a gravesite wouldn't become a nazi shrine

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or is there a good alternative to use that doesn't involve me getting more absorbed into the google-sphere than i already am?

02.09.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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can bluesky get their shit together and make a proper short form video app? getting real sick of this shitty automated crap not picking up anything

02.09.2025 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

he's left, the only good thing about him is that he looks ready to drop dead, i can take comfort knowing he is suffering

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