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Total porn ban proposed by Michigan lawmakers Some states have moved to require age verification to ensure only adults are watching porn, but no states have outright banned the viewing of pornographic material.

Michigan lawmakers have introduced a bill prohibiting the any "depiction or description" of trans people or trans existence online, including it in a bill banning "pornographic" material

The bill would completely erase trans people online, equating them with porn.

If you think this is callous he hit her three times while calling her slurs as she asked him to stop before she shanked the worthless fuck. She's a political prisoner of the state of New York now. Get mean with them sisters.

I’m gonna be using Bluesky more often :) 🦋

the U.S. press position is that user LeninGood1921 stands for the Democratic Party, but the words and actions of the Republican President cannot be taken as representing the Republican Party.

We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets

Ok *this*:

King Uther Pendragon and his kids

they’re arresting people for performing abortions, they’re deporting people for liking pro-palestine posts on social media, they’re sending immigrants to forced labor camps in south america, we are living under fascism right now

Gender Fluid?
Yeah birds do that

LMAOOOOOO

Me: I feel like oil and vinegar is so necessary when you have a sub

Ancient Roman soldier: I'm not sure about vinegar but olive oil is the only way I've found to make it work

You cooked

"2025 Resolution: Fight Fascism"
Banner seen in Brooklyn, NY

“HE WAS INNOCENT”, the red hat people would say

jeffery epstein killed himself too soon, all he would’ve had to do was going on joe rogan, come out against ‘wokeness’, be pro-trump and a bunch of conservatives no different than clapping seals would start worshipping him

#KillMoreCEOs👼

HAUS, FAIZUELE 🤟

👼~AAAAAAAAA~👼

They settle this cognitive dissonance with “mutilation isn’t healthcare” and “he’s only putting regulation on it, so kids and indoctrinated people don’t make a mistake”

All of these are equally bad.

Why is every cartoon species like this

Pls yeah let’s organize

RFK JR day 1 in HHS after the worms take back over:

"Intifada"
Fire extinguisher graff spotted in New Orleans

classic libbed up moment!

A-amongus?

MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME*breathes in* ME ME ME ME ME ME

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