Michael Williams

Exactly.

How quickly will Trump pardon Diddy?

Re Iran: Trump is waiting on Putin to tell him what to do.

At the risk of sounding provocative: If there really were murderous hordes of "illegal" gang members roaming our streets, they would have taken out some ICE agents by now.

Harvard should threaten to move to Canada.

Damn. Now he's ruined tacos.

Someone should tell Trump that most of this country and the rest of the world are not his low-IQ MAGA cultists. The world is laughing at this imbecile.

If a toddler occupied the Oval Office, how would we tell the difference?

First time in my life that the pope has been younger than me.

Should Trump insist that Mattel become our 51st state?

It's a fantastic book - download it - buy it - or just borrow it and read it. The Dust Bowl Triolgy are worth the effort.

How much are fireworks gonna cost this year, with tariffs?

Somehow America elected the stupidest man in the world who surrounds himself with almost equally stupid people convincing him he’s smart.

It's obscene that institutions of higher learning may lose tax-exempt status while churches — institutions of indoctrination — keep their tax-exempt status.

Trumpty-Dumpty is defunding PBS. What he calls "bias" some of us call "facts Trumpty-Dumpty doesn't like."

What are you getting for TrumpMas this December? #DonnieTwoDolls

Who in their right mind would invest millions in a manufacturing plant when der GropenFührer changes his mind every other day?

Does the DOJ do anything else these days, besides going after Trump's enemies?

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

This was three months ago.

I kind of want to go

Kill a white millionaire, get the death penalty. Kill two black protesters, get invited to CPAC to be celebrated.

Why wasn't Trump in the group chat? Who's really in charge?

Guess who enjoys watching Trump crash the U.S. economy.

Picture of police guarding a Tesla dealership.

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

Let's have Canada make the U.S. its 11th province.

What he said about Social Security payments has been repeatedly debunked - so the question isn’t whether he’s lying about this, the question is why.

What is this a pretext for? He and the GOP have long shown interest in going after Social Security. What are they going to try?

That asshole in the White House will NEVER speak for me.

Smash that 💙 if you stand with President Zelensky.

I need to watch Dexter kill somebody.