Ali Baker 🛹

Yeah I’m a radical feminist;
Emphasis on the “RAD”…

Quality men don’t fear equality.

Dairy is evil. We’ve enslaved an entire species for slaughter: so that we may drink from it’s teat? Not far off from what old corrupt politicians are trying to do with women’s bodies right now. Perspective is everything.

The girl: the hero ✌🏼🦸🏼‍♀️

A picture of Togepi: the most beautiful cat in all of the galaxy. Protector of Pikachu. The Luna to Ali’s Sailor Moon 🌙

I take a picture of my baby every day before I leave for work. I miss her the moment I leave too. I’m so blessed 🥲💗

Cat behind the wheel of a large truck exclaims “I’ll start my own country” Behind the truck: a jubilee of cat trees can be seen, enough to create a small village

I cannot fucking WAIT to dismantle the patriarchy, systematic racism and capitalism. Burn it down and rebuild.

THIS IS THE WAY 🧨🔥🔥

Ahhh the joys of being nonbinary…

You say: “princess”
I say: “prince of chaos”

The rapture has already begun. The time to choose sides is nearing. Keep your eyes, ears and hearts open.

It’s not a bee’s job to convince flies that honey is better than shit.

Bluesky's lack of private messaging makes the site sociologically important as it shows just how horny people are willing to be on main.

Tim Robinson saying “I’ll kill you.”

People in cars when a pedestrian has the right of way

A pink heart with Barbie logo text reads: “Over-Educated, Under-Loved Millennial” - which Matt Gaetz was quoted saying on Twitter

A Barbie never forgets…

I want to live presently and in the moment. I want to enjoy living, laughing and loving the things that give my soul meaning while I still can. I want to feel. Not just the good moments but the bad ones too. Social media, like so much else in life, is only a distraction from ourselves.

The more I see what the internet has become, the more grateful I feel to not be a part of it. Really feeling like losing my Twitter and Facebook was God looking out for me this past year. It’s become a joke.

My brand ™️

Hello Blue Sky!!! My name is Ali B and one day I’m going to change the world with my comedy. ✨