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Jeffrey Kalmikoff

@jeffreyk.bsky.social

Designer of things for people. Weird nerd. Maker of lists. Piler of doom. Dad of humans. (he/him)

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I wrote about how, at a moment where so much insane shit is happening and so many people are trying to deny it, writing it down is a radical act: dansinker.com/posts/202…

01.02.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 224    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 8
A document header from The White House, Washington, dated 01/26/25. It is labeled 'FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE' and the headline reads: 'ICYMI: President Donald J. Trump's TRUTH on Columbia Sanctions.'"

A document header from The White House, Washington, dated 01/26/25. It is labeled 'FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE' and the headline reads: 'ICYMI: President Donald J. Trump's TRUTH on Columbia Sanctions.'"

How can you sanction a country you can't even spell.

26.01.2025 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4416    πŸ” 639    πŸ’¬ 148    πŸ“Œ 127

degaussing a crt monitor

13.01.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

another reason to be grateful for you

13.01.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

does anyone have anything good/bad to say about using Ear (open) from Nothing (R) while wearing glasses?

13.01.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how the hell did i not know that about Route 66 and Santa Monica pier?!

13.01.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

mustard or hot sauce and ice cubes. you’re welcome!

13.01.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 12.01.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

distrokid

12.01.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cut out caffeine two weeks ago. consciously avoiding most dairy (primary exception: cottage cheese) and sugar since then, too.

dropped 15lbs in that time doing nothing else than the above, and, aside from the world falling apart, feeling more OK than I have in a bit.

I’ll take it.

12.01.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

so gross

09.01.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to know who it is for

03.12.2024 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
a man with a beard is wearing a suit and white shirt ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a suit and white shirt
01.12.2024 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no no that’s crystal bumgravy

21.11.2024 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

opted to stay in space for the next 4 years (I’m guessing)

15.11.2024 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i dunno, he went from silly to dead-fucking-serious in the last week. I don’t think he’s that good of an actor.

15.11.2024 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

counterpoint: getting dark at 5:30pm is kinda great, actually.

14.11.2024 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

hi friends

12.11.2024 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ’―

09.05.2023 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

omg mbf was almost a decade ago?

09.05.2023 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

no, but def doesn’t make me feel any younger πŸ˜…

08.05.2023 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re a designer who has ever looked at your work with a loupe, you will probably enjoy following David Carson on LinkedIn.

05.05.2023 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thanks micah :)

05.05.2023 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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