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The world would be a better place with "Happy Gilmore: the Musical".

18.07.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Gad as Herod!? *swoon*

15.07.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You have an orange boy!!!!

21.04.2025 14:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching #Wicked and a few things click. Madame Morrible's specialty is weather. Did she send the tornado? Would that mean she was aiming for Elphaba and got the wrong Thropp sister?

12.04.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SHIT NOT SHIFTY.

12.04.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He opens a shifty bar and spends his nights with a cigarette in his mouth talking about "the good old days". And does some freelance work from the office space that has a couch that doubles as his bed. Bar is called Play It Again Sam's.
Expect four spin off series starring Ice Tea.

12.04.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have yet to witness Asheville chaos, I've only seen Asheville wholesome

02.04.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hey did anyone else get invited to "blame canada/land invasion" nextdoor group chat too

24.03.2025 22:31 β€” πŸ‘ 9958    πŸ” 840    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 14
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a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and crying . ALT: a baby is sitting on a bed wearing a varsity shirt and crying .
19.03.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Muskrat has been called the real Tony Stark. That's wrong. Stark created things.
He's Cave Johnson, losing his mind and screaming about lemons.

19.03.2025 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Be a Conan, Not an Elon
YouTube video by Steve Shives Be a Conan, Not an Elon
13.03.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idiots have no idea their base was struggling before and are in no position to buy those cars.

12.03.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Things are a shitshow right now, so please take a moment to enjoy this recent photo of the destitute outcast Rudy Guiliani on a scooter in Walmart shopping for hair dye.
You’re welcome. πŸ™ƒ

Photo ~ TMZ

07.03.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 14798    πŸ” 2810    πŸ’¬ 1123    πŸ“Œ 307

1. Your mom
2. Your mom
3. Your mom
4. Your mom
5. Your mom

01.03.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna Betsy Ross one up right now....

24.02.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that his handwriting???

24.02.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Denali - Abracadabra
YouTube video by Denali Foxx Denali - Abracadabra

Just WOW. Holy crap! Warning: your jaw may drop

23.02.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Watch Elon Get Booed by ENTIRE ROOM
YouTube video by Adam Mockler Watch Elon Get Booed by ENTIRE ROOM

The revolution will be televised.

21.02.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At OPM, Musk’s staffers won’t leaveβ€”they work around the clock and have even installed sofa beds in the office. Our access to data systems has been restricted, raising serious concerns about cybersecurity and a complete lack of oversight. We are keeping our heads down and documenting everything.

02.02.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 16588    πŸ” 4212    πŸ’¬ 390    πŸ“Œ 242

I guess I need to knock the dust of my sword skills in case we end up in feudal states ruled by warlords.

02.02.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I enjoyed Snow Crash much more than Neromancer. While the latter is more of a trope, the former has you asking questions. If I'm being honest, it's because Hiro reads like every anime hero ever.

29.01.2025 16:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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