Luke ✨ルーク💫

My favorite thing the Coen Bros ever did was when Joel took the form of a bucket of water and then Ethan turned into an elephant and sucked up Joel with his trunk, and then shot it at a fire and put it out

My therapist: Ahegao Ringo isn’t real.
Meanwhile, Ahegao Ringo:

A Starbucks Frappuccino display in a grocery store. Do to catastrophic kerning it reads: GOON, TREAT YOURSELF

Goon,

A picture of someone holding a bottle at the seashore with a hotdog in a bun inside.

I don't remember Sting singing about this

Groundbreaking things are happening at Dunkin'

Where I got my work ethic from and its a collage of images from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead

When people ask how I get so much writing done 💖

I don't really identify as a "tboy" so much as a "superfag" or "megahole"

Every once in awhile I rediscover an album that I never really gave a chance and right now, to everyone around me’s chagrin, I cannot stop listening to God Shuffled His Feet by the Crash Test Dummies.

in my mind palace eating a breakfast hotdog

"Men are but flesh and blood. They know their doom, but not the hour."

--Uriel Septim VII

A guar against a trans flag background. Text says "every time you repost this guar a transphobic policymaker dies".

u went into their home and then u put this in the newspaper. can they get some privacy

Dagoth Ur Morrowind

“Laws are threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation. It’s just the promise of violence that’s enacted and the police are basically an occupying army. You know what I mean?"

-- Voryn Dagoth to Indoril Nerevar during the Battle of Red Mountain

Genuinely made my day. 🥰 Love to celebrate happiness!!

I don’t understand giving money to a promotion that shitty, who does terrible things with your money, when there are better options available with no effort.

When I dropped WWE in 2016 I mildly empathized with friends who complained there wasn’t enough other options out there. I leaned hard into DDT especially when they launched their streaming service, and local indie stuff, but there is so much better wrestling so easily available now.

I know I say this all the time but nobody in WWE can hear you booing them over the sound of the money you’ve paid to go to a WWE show hitting their bank account.

She can info dump about Christmas as much as she goddamn wants.

congrats to the Hulkster on his new deal with Corncob TV

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos meme guy

Obsessed with this photo of Mr. Rogers that looks almost exactly like The Onion sickos guy.

A young person meeting their girlfriend's father. The father says "my daughter tells me you like elder scrolls lore". The young person responds "yeah, my twitter pfp is pelinal whitestrake". The father says "you have exactly ten seconds to get the hell out of my house".

No? Why? Is there something I should know?

I went to a small engine repair place to get my broken lawnmower fixed, and he did it for just $100! sweet deal. when I picked the lawnmower up (it's working great!) the guy said "now you're $100 poorer, plus you have chores to do". why did he do this

Oh that will not be a problem

Panel 1 Polly isn't able to sleep. As much as she enjoys being in bed and wide awake, she decides to get up and move around a little. She is wearing one a shirt that says "FoRK FiGHT". This is one item of many that she has purchased from her favorite band. Polly (Thinking): If sleep is so important, why is it so hard to get? Panel 2 Polly notices that the kitchen light is on. Who dares disturb Polly's lack of slumber? Polly (Thinking): Is someone up? Panel 3 Polly looks into the kitchen and sees her mom, Penelope, at the table. She's got a steaming cup of something in a mug labelled "COMFORT JUICE". She's crying. Polly (Thinking): Is Mom crying? I never see her cry? Panel 4 Polly begins to walk away and contemplate what she just saw. Polly (Thinking): I get so caught up in my problems. I forget Mom has them too.

Problems - Gator Days

I am on a journey right now that is the health equivalent of calling someone to repaint the flaky paint in my living room and finding out that there’s an army of raccoons living in the floorboards.

Rocking the Five C's™️ on my day off.

Chrono Cross
Coffee
Chinese food
Cdiarrhea

The Gundam Wing pilots pictured as a boy band.

gonna tell my kids that this was One Direction