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It’s giving “Seven of Nine,” and no I won’t be taking questions or feedback on the matter.

14.11.2025 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dad bear from the Charmin commercials is in the files, I promise you

14.11.2025 17:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not to be a hater because I do like T. Swift pretty well, but putting the lyric “You’re only as good as your last hit” on a decidedly mid album is unfortunate

10.11.2025 22:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Honestly she’s the only rich person I care about today

06.11.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That’s the loveliest little door prize

06.11.2025 23:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cruella Car Chase Road Rage | HD (11/11) Movie Scenes | 101 Dalmatians (1961)
YouTube video by Cruella De Vil Cruella Car Chase Road Rage | HD (11/11) Movie Scenes | 101 Dalmatians (1961)

Now that I’ve moved to snow country, does anyone know what kind of winter tires Cruella De Vil had on her car? They had so much grip that they squealed in corners.
youtu.be/hUoRYX3mqns

06.11.2025 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Cloth as accent trim, not just upholstery, as in the 300ZX. See also: Volvo XC40/EX40/C40

15.10.2025 22:25 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sometimes when I'm sad I read George Santos' Wikipedia page, and when I get to the part about him sobbing in front of the judge before being sentenced to more than seven years in prison, I smile.

07.10.2025 00:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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1-2: Argentinian employee cats who keep their respective businesses free of rodents
3: Goose, an 18-year-old grand dame I used to babysit
4: Ripley, my old roommate’s cat, who lives up to her name

Sending you love 💙

03.10.2025 22:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This Bespoke Rolls-Royce Is Looking A Little Ruff Think your pet is spoiled? This couple commissioned a Bespoke Rolls-Royce Wraith on behalf of their beloved Labrador/golden retriever mix.

I'm feeling very meh today. If you feel the same, here's a mutt chilling in the back seat of a Rolls-Royce. May we all be that unbothered.

(Sidenote: This would be utterly wasted on Lilly. Her favorite tester I ever had was a 2022 Hyundai Kona Electric)

carbuzz.com/bespoke-roll...

03.10.2025 16:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
the album art for the upcoming 10 year anniversary edition of Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION with expanded tracks

the album art for the upcoming 10 year anniversary edition of Carly Rae Jepsen's EMOTION with expanded tracks

there's a big problem with the culture here on bluesky, and it's that not nearly enough people are posting about the 10 year anniversary of Carly Rae Jepsen's groundbreaking and timeless album EMOTION being this year and how awesome that is

23.09.2025 18:07 — 👍 1101    🔁 401    💬 36    📌 77
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Massive Grindr outage reports coincide with the Charlie Kirk memorial service in Arizona These events are clearly completely unconnected. Nothing to see here!

My favorite genre of thing is whenever Grindr crashes during conservative events
uk.news.yahoo.com/massive-grin...

23.09.2025 04:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oooof. Did it pierce the metal? Sorry to hear that

22.09.2025 01:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know someone who bought a plane ticket to Arizona to attend the Turning Point memorial service and I’m… I just… <sigh>

22.09.2025 01:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve heard that the 18 will offer a fold with the same dimensions as a 13 Mini when closed, so that’s what I’m holding out for. I bet they’ll get the cameras back in place for that one too since there’ll be more surface area to play with

12.09.2025 03:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
front view of the retro Audi Rosemeyer concept

front view of the retro Audi Rosemeyer concept

02.09.2025 19:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Audi's Sports Car Rebirth Starts With This TT-Inspired Concept With mid-engined proportions and distinctive styling, the newest Audi electric car will be both futuristic and retro.

Big fan. It's giving Rosemeyer in a very good way
carbuzz.com/audi-sports-...

02.09.2025 19:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I was on staff at my college newspaper, I told EVERYONE with great authority that the word “news” used to be a contraction of “new things” and therefore a plural, even though I completely made that up. And then I learned years later that it was true!

23.08.2025 08:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“New” is a bold descriptor for that engine

10.08.2025 15:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I saw that thread and oh my god it was toxic as hell. What happened?

We need Malaise Motors to take over the niche

26.07.2025 05:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ralph Fiennes breathes really loud

20.07.2025 04:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can pry “shift option -” from my cold dead hands

07.07.2025 14:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We were turning around because another enthusiast was in a fatal crash that closed the road. Sad morning

06.07.2025 15:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Awful day at Angeles Crest yesterday, but here are two forbidden hot hatches anyway #weirdcarbs #SaxoVTR #DeltaIntegrale

05.07.2025 20:58 — 👍 15    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

Honestly, for this they should rename the category in 2026 to Roberto of the year

25.06.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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19.06.2025 00:22 — 👍 1044    🔁 135    💬 98    📌 19
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West Virginia's Busiest Airport Employs Two Border Collies To Keep The Runway Clear Of Birds And Wildlife - Jalopnik Hercules and ned are specially trained to patrol the mile-long airfield to prevent birds and other wildlife from affecting airport traffic.

This is the content I want to see more of. Shoutout to Logan Carter, a great friend/auto journalist/dogsitter combo, for pulling this one together www.jalopnik.com/1883196/west...

17.06.2025 18:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Blind squirrel, meet acorn!

12.06.2025 15:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seriously. If you wanna privatize government, “Kirkland Signature presents the Transportation Safety Administration” would be the way to do it

07.06.2025 16:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did you kick her in the taco? I’d kick her in the taco.

07.06.2025 16:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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