genderqueer jesus

Do not steal books, I beg. Borrow from a library. Libraries lend e-books!

this is the only one that comes close. i’ve played 9 full runs

like what a teenager ass thing to have to post but this always happens and i hate it

it makes me so angry. i’m not faking it. i’m not trying to be all “woe is me.” my back is fucked up and it twinged. leave me ALONE

my mom thinks i’m being dramatic about my back pain to get out of chores bc i literally said “ow” on instinct when i twisted wrong bc that’s what happens when things hurt. fucking. “have you considered maybe you should see a doctor?” no. it’s just like stubbing my toe. i’m not pulling a performance!

it’s lust it’s SA it’s shame around purity culture yadda yadda but that ugly fucker was a goddamn rapist and i struggle with seeing that onscreen. anyway

i know it’s supposed to be gross. like. obviously it’s supposed to be uncomfortable. but i don’t know how to emphasize to you /how/ uncomfortable and in what way i was like. the inside out guys in my brain were writhing around as i stuck with the story to finish it

i will endeavor to be so bold as to mention i think i would have enjoyed nosferatu more were it not for the very overt sexual assault overtones undertones and midtones that started to make my flesh want to peel away from my body

watched frankenstein and now i think i need to read it? the first time ive EVER wanted to read it btw

i was put in earth to suffer (the side effects of my covid vaccine)

why is it that i feel like trash on the days i actually have to do things 😭

Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.

If you're a rich guy having a Gatsby party you have to do the book all the way until the end.

my gen z siblings keep using that like instagram status feature and i first thought “the children yearn for microblogging” and then i realized: no. the children yearn for AIM status changes

if your bass vibrates my house when you drive past it’s too much i’m sorry

on the ground. on my knees. begging people to spell my fucking name right

there is a special place in hell for people who cook fish in a tiny office without a real kitchen or any actual air flow

in the year of satan 2025, i’m genuinely wondering if i should start doing a tarot reading for every week both to reacquaint myself with the cards and to like… set a tone

this is also why nobody can tell you your exact future using cards. they literally don’t do that. their meanings are all very ambiguous. if someone gets details on you from the cards they’ve found your social media and are reading your body cues lmao

if one more fucking movie tries to use death and/or the lovers with literal meanings so help me god

bc i sent these to a friend to talk about tarot meanings being used wrong, here are the 4 most popularly misrepresented or misunderstood cards and their meanings from the phantomwise tarot guidebook

i am holding her accountable to the standard she set for HERSELF sorry

am i tripping or is “fuck ICE” the only political thing chappell roan has said in like the last year despite building her platform on being political

i genuinely have been avoiding it bc i hate jared leto so much 😭

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

YOLO - you oughta love oatmeal

i am coming out as a hater bc i know soooooooo much about that woman as of the last year or so and yall aren’t even fucking ready lol.

search “orange door melbourne” and you’ll see a very clear example

also taylor swift used generative ai in promos for her shows/album and yes i know this as fact and yes she is a billionaire who fights for her own intellectual property rights and can afford to pay artists :)))))

i did start a substack, i did post an essay, and i WILL use it more so i hope the world is ready. its me and my two friend subscribers against the world