tired.

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

Things are progressing very well with this guy and I ~think~ we are moving to more serious territory, which is daunting because I’ve been single for almost a decade 😀

Date number 3 with a guy is tonight. He’s making me dinner and we’re gonna watch a movie together!

Watched Perfect Blue. Extremely disorienting, but in a psychological and artistic way. 4/5

Incredible lineup of pokemon, dusk ball is a fantastic touch… this sleeve is gonna be sick!!

I really did just have the most amazing first date of my life, and it was SEVEN HOURS LONG

Sometimes I just want to see my friends dicks… not because I’m necessarily horny but because I’m nosey lol

T MINUS TWENTY FOUR HOURS BEFORE I AM BACK IN PHILADELPHIA!!!

My New Year’s resolution was to be more gay, so I’ll take one for the team and oblige in naked lewd cuddle time. 🙂‍↕️

I think this qualifies you as a “himbo”. A himbo with a very nice dick 🙂‍↕️

Really excited to get use my EarthBound 2026 planner now!

I believe in the power of science and it’s ability to turn me into a pink jockstrap 🙂‍↕️

Renting a car while staying at the family home was indeed the best decision in made in 2025

Squidward from SpongeBob SquarePants, forcing a smile and holding up a book with a sticky note that says “Help Me!!” stuck to the page

I’ve already checked flights to see if I can get back to Philly early… dear god my childhood hometown really was my own personal hell

I’m here for the tattoos! I’m gonna be getting my next thigh tat soon 🤞🏻

Obligatory risqué childhood bathroom pic

I wanted more conflict with the other players/the league. Maybe that’ll be a factor for season 2

Christmas Day and I’ve dreamed about running back to Philly only once we are doing okay 😌

Writing to Santa to get me this for Xmas ✍🏻

A bald, pale man with a ginger beard and blue glasses stares slightly below the camera. He’s wearing a blue polo underneath a muted brown sweater and a tan scarf. His expression is slightly tired and unamused.

I’m entitled to exactly one decent looking selfie per month

It also ended extremely well and I think we can become better friends now that this *gestures wildly in the air* whatever it is is over 😌

Silhouette of a man with his arms above his head with a backdrop of a beautiful sunset. The chains binding his hands are also above his head, and they are broken.

1.5 year situationship is over! I’M FREE!!

1.5 months of gym and I’m starting to see a bit of progress

Guilty pleasure show “Heated Rivalry” got me feeling so good I made a playlist to keep the good vibes going 😅😅😅

Decided to be a more outwardly flirty person and I’ve already gotten laid multiple times this week… have I always been able to do this?

After a week off from the gym to recover from strep, I finally went back yesterday. Today, my legs are jelly, my ass is cramped, and my pecs are sore, but I did go up in weight on all my exercises

Unfortunately both the gym and therapy has improved my mood. It’s unfortunate because they’re both expensive 🥲

Line dancing venue I go to is getting popular! Yay! But that means more people and less space on the dance floor. ☹️

This is why we need unions: collective bargain for the big titties

Signed up for a gym membership and I get a 20% discount because of my employer. I’m gonna get big daddy milkers, massive arms, and a fat ass all subsidized by my employer