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any pronouns distance runner 30 bad at computers but does computer for job

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It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

16.11.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1938    πŸ” 705    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 21

kinda insane how good She Wolf - Shakira (2009) is

16.11.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
WHY DID I WALK INTO DA KITCHEN "DID I NEED SOMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY I AM I THURSTY DID I TURN ONT HE LIGHT ETC ETC ETC ETC TE T"

WHY DID I WALK INTO DA KITCHEN "DID I NEED SOMETHING FROM IN HERE I DONT THINK IM HUNGRY I AM I THURSTY DID I TURN ONT HE LIGHT ETC ETC ETC ETC TE T"

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14.11.2025 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 392    πŸ” 135    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

i think the "oh i thought you were younger" thing isnt that I dont look 30 - I think I absolutely look 30. I think what happens is that people have somehow got it in their brains that 30 is ancient and you start looking "old" by then

13.11.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites

12.11.2025 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 9799    πŸ” 2646    πŸ’¬ 91    πŸ“Œ 97

wile e coyote ass president

13.11.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pizzagate: If you replace the word β€œhot dog” with β€œlittle boy” and β€œpizza party” with β€œchild sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.

Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

12.11.2025 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 27128    πŸ” 5584    πŸ’¬ 178    πŸ“Œ 112

why tf did the house i'm dogsitting get buzzed by 3 V-22 Ospreys flying low as fuck

12.11.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]

SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in

10.11.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 6563    πŸ” 1643    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 14
pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

pls donate? NO health care!! ONLY donate

no money for politicians

10.11.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4220    πŸ” 957    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 18
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

10.11.2025 05:02 β€” πŸ‘ 28658    πŸ” 8825    πŸ’¬ 379    πŸ“Œ 415

even when the democratic party has leverage and one of the craziest election swings the party intentionally self immolates it’s just so exhausting what is even the point of these people

10.11.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 13924    πŸ” 2490    πŸ’¬ 259    πŸ“Œ 101

bro i hope you get primaried

10.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the lil computer bird

09.11.2025 04:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
09.11.2025 04:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s kinda crazy they were allowed to make kingdom hearts the fuck you mean sephiroth and Donald Duck can exist in the same universe

09.11.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.11.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1470    πŸ” 417    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 6
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57% of all ad spending by Republicans in the Virginia governors race was on anti trans ads. Just an incredibly mismanaged campaign. Anti-trans politics are a losing issue.

05.11.2025 02:27 β€” πŸ‘ 3174    πŸ” 711    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 76
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gay robot creator gay robot creator

04.11.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

maturing is realizing that actually 13 year old you kinda had it figured out and getting back into pokemon and dressing kinda goth

29.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

thats cool and all, but why are you voting for trump judges? want to explain that to your constituents? we can and will primary you

26.10.2025 05:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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out to my siblings

26.10.2025 05:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Why are you voting to confirm Trump cult judges Tim?

21.10.2025 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

= IHUFFPOSTI "Basically, I'm just fed up with the fact that I'm cis-gendered, I'm a white male, and I lean right, towards the Republican side," said Fears, 28, wearing a pin of the 3rd SS Panzer Division Totenkopf of the Waffen-SS. "And I get demonized if I don't accept certain things."

Time to re-up one of the great quotes of all time...while the Totenkopf is in the discourse. www.huffpost.com/entry/attemp...

21.10.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5515    πŸ” 1367    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 39

Ok let's see here, I have an economy dependent on consumer spending, and where everyone is leveraged to the gills. Should I make everything more expensive for no apparent reason and see how it goes?

21.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4574    πŸ” 583    πŸ’¬ 45    πŸ“Œ 23

deltarune discussions are really funny because you'll have someone born in like 2012 being like "here's my fan art of Ralsei making tea :)" and then a terminally online 28 year old debating what type of beer Asgore drank when he flattened Dess with a Ford F-250 (ALLEGEDLY)

20.10.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if you just like, take finasteride and wear sunscreen people will be like "wait wtf you're 30?"

20.10.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

not seeing any exceptions for rat kings at any of these protests and it's making me and the 6 other guys whose tails are knotted into mine really nervous

18.10.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

porter robinson
nuphory
title fight
ERRA
finch
The Flashbulb
Vince Guaraldi Trio
my bloody valentine

17.10.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An ICE agent, who is being arrested for drunk driving and nearly killing his little kids & others, tries to stop the arrest by racially profiling the officers arresting him. Amazing to watch the courtesy given to him as he is belligerent and uncooperative

17.10.2025 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 23616    πŸ” 9836    πŸ’¬ 1878    πŸ“Œ 1438

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